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Forum: Immigration, Visas & Citizenship (Australia)
Aug 26th 2008, 8:28 pm
Replies: 22
Views: 3,320
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: TRA MAP Postponement

So depressed now, never going to get to Oz - may as well pull the plug on our agent now....
Forum: Australia
Jul 9th 2008, 6:35 am
Replies: 18
Views: 2,232
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: ***Where should I live in Australia?***

Sorry dude can't help with the answer to this one as we are in the same boat.Everywhere seems to have its pros and cons its ok doing research on the net but i think the best bet is to just go and try...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 7th 2008, 8:48 am
Replies: 1,122
Views: 92,401
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

quackers this one made me chortle.....


A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, 'Hang on! You're a duck.'

'I see your eyes...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2008, 4:37 am
Replies: 1,122
Views: 92,401
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

No not just you, me as well.

And me.
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2008, 1:52 am
Replies: 2
Views: 757
Posted By ivorfatarse

Dog owners beware

i found this on another forum thought i'd pass it on....

"Over the weekend the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa
Mulch from Target to use in their garden. They loved the way it...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 4th 2008, 11:28 pm
Replies: 1,122
Views: 92,401
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Had to change username something happened to the pc and the oh set this up so i did not know passwords etc but arse is back now
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 3rd 2008, 8:54 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,000
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: Guess what this is?

Dude me not got clue
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 3rd 2008, 8:40 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,000
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: Guess what this is?

where's punch?
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 3rd 2008, 8:16 pm
Replies: 4
Views: 503
Posted By ivorfatarse

dive question..

Has anyone ever done a cage dive to see the white shark.A friend and i have always said that for our 40th birthday that this is what we would like to do.i know some frown upon this as being cruel...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 3rd 2008, 8:06 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,000
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: Guess what this is?

WTF??
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 3rd 2008, 7:34 pm
Replies: 1,122
Views: 92,401
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

The arse is back.Death to the ass
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 30th 2008, 6:03 am
Replies: 0
Views: 430
Posted By ivorfatarse

I know this thread has been done but...

got to say we went to see the police the other week and they ROCKED.One of the best gigs,no dare i say it the best gig i've been witness to.Andy sumners 65 man 65 playing guitar like a twenty year...
Forum: Immigration, Visas & Citizenship (Australia)
Jun 26th 2008, 8:39 pm
Replies: 0
Views: 449
Posted By ivorfatarse

had an e mither off our agent..

saying that a decision about TRA will be announced in august so fingers crossed we shall know if its:thumbsup: or:thumbdown:.Twelve months in limbo and quite a lot of changes have occurred which will...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2008, 7:59 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,326
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Speaking of birthdays did you hear about the woman who wanted a picture on her son's birthday cake.The picture was of the son when he was three months old lying on a towel showing his butt,asda...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 25th 2008, 8:05 am
Replies: 22
Views: 2,805
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: My worst long haul flight experience is...

skeggy next time then eh!!
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 22nd 2008, 1:31 am
Replies: 1
Views: 434
Posted By ivorfatarse

Anyone else been to see..

body worlds at the science and industry museum in manchester.Totally weird certainly an eye opener.If you want to give up smoking go and see this, deffo put you off.Its only on for another two weeks...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 21st 2008, 12:21 am
Replies: 218
Views: 10,532
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: WORST FILM YOUVE EVER SEEN.

Virus i think jamie lee curtis was in it.Also stigmata the only time i have walked out of the pictures utter pants.Any jaws film after 2.We've just seen the bank job with jason statham thats not...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 19th 2008, 9:47 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,326
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Mr & Mrs Smith were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 14th 2008, 11:07 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,326
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

That is god damn firkin brilliant, keep up the good work asher.
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 14th 2008, 11:01 pm
Replies: 0
Views: 476
Posted By ivorfatarse

must see film...

cloverfield...watched it last night.. tremendous..get it..watch it ..love it:thumbsup:
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 12th 2008, 10:29 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,326
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Sick Leave


I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'


Then he would tell me to take a few...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 5th 2008, 8:13 pm
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,326
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 5th 2008, 8:07 pm
Replies: 5
Views: 797
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: Pink Floyd

This touches on something i have been thinking about we go to a lot of gigs but it seems prices are shooting up.Take monday went to see the foo fighters at city's ground it had not sold out by a long...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 3rd 2008, 8:09 am
Replies: 1,572
Views: 129,326
Posted By ivorfatarse

Re: The Official Barbie Joke Thread! (NOT CHILD FRIENDLY)

Is yer Dad home?



A Queensland farmer got in his ute and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
'Is your Dad home'? the...
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