Three out of four ain't bad................

[Do NOT move to Australia - you'll regret it. The "giving up and going home" rate is growing daily; my b-i-l may be about to join them]

I've had it with the ME to be honest, just come back from 9 days in Sydney and the lifestyle, people, everything is just so chilled and more civilised than here.

Sydney civilized? We obviously aren't trying hard enough.

Ally Pally* - Hemingways - Havana Club

(*Doesn't apply to Millhouse or me, obviously.)