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Would you give a BE regular a job?

Old Mar 2nd 2013, 9:58 am
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Elton John sings....

And can you feel the love tonight?

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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 11:44 am
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Originally Posted by OriginalSunshine View Post
Poor them.
You're welcome.
Of course I did. Sigh.
A day without abusing some random on the internet is like a day without oxygen.

Don't give up so easily, wade into a religious thread and get some righteous anger back in your system.

Soon you'll be back in the swing of things
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 1:58 pm
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Originally Posted by weasel decentral View Post
A day without abusing some random on the internet is like a day without oxygen.

Don't give up so easily, wade into a religious thread and get some righteous anger back in your system.

Soon you'll be back in the swing of things
Wanker.
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 2:05 pm
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A day without abusing some random on the internet is like a day without oxygen.
I really don't feel the need. I always remember there is a real person at the other side, and there's no point in arguing when there is nothing "real" to gain.
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 2:38 pm
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Originally Posted by Scamp View Post
I'd employ some people on here for sure.

I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.

Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.

KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.

I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.

I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.

Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.

Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.

Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.

Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.

I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.

There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
I guess I need to try harder.... *sigh*

I was once a mod here you know. People noticed me. Before all you Johnny-come-latelies showed up...
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I guess I need to try harder.... *sigh*

I was once a mod here you know. People noticed me. Before all you Johnny-come-latelies showed up...
Pffft! Mod??? I was Man of the Year...twice!! Before the peasants revolted just cause I planned to take over the WWW.
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 3:27 pm
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I guess I need to try harder.... *sigh*

I was once a mod here you know. People noticed me. Before all you Johnny-come-latelies showed up...
fack - 8 years on the bored aint good enough for ya?!
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 4:50 pm
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Originally Posted by Autonomy View Post
I guess I need to try harder.... *sigh*

I was once a mod here you know. People noticed me. Before all you Johnny-come-latelies showed up...
I did apologise for maybe not remembering everyone...

You would be the office photographer. Trying really hard to make the website head shots interesting. It's impossible, we all know that.
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 6:58 pm
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Originally Posted by Roadking View Post
Pffft! Mod??? I was Man of the Year...twice!! Before the peasants revolted just cause I planned to take over the WWW.
Hmmmm..Man of the Year on BE darling..is it much to shout about
I think you are lovely though xxx
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Old Mar 2nd 2013, 8:20 pm
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I might - but I would have reservations about those with an interest in bestiality.

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Old Mar 3rd 2013, 1:38 am
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Originally Posted by OriginalSunshine View Post
I really don't feel the need. I always remember there is a real person at the other side, and there's no point in arguing when there is nothing "real" to gain.
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Old Mar 3rd 2013, 5:18 am
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Originally Posted by Kix View Post
Who have an unhealthy penchant for bestiality....
Legal in Lebanon apparently, but only if the animal is female.

Put me right off my lamb that did.

N.

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Old Mar 3rd 2013, 5:19 am
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Commander (or for those oldies Arbroath Abroad) has been banned?
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Old Mar 3rd 2013, 5:25 am
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Commander (or for those oldies Arbroath Abroad) has been banned?
Working on it. Been trying for 7 years.
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Old Mar 3rd 2013, 5:30 am
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Working on it. Been trying for 7 years.
You're obviously not very good at it then.

Look, become a god/dolphin botherer, that'll larn 'em!
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