Would you give a BE regular a job?
Mar 2nd 2013, 9:58 am
#61
Excess Baggage
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Elton John sings....
And can you feel the love tonight?
And can you feel the love tonight?
Mar 2nd 2013, 11:44 am
#62
Knee deep and rising
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
A day without abusing some random on the internet is like a day without oxygen.
Don't give up so easily, wade into a religious thread and get some righteous anger back in your system.
Soon you'll be back in the swing of things
Don't give up so easily, wade into a religious thread and get some righteous anger back in your system.
Soon you'll be back in the swing of things
Mar 2nd 2013, 1:58 pm
#63
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Mar 2nd 2013, 2:05 pm
#64
womble
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
A day without abusing some random on the internet is like a day without oxygen.
Mar 2nd 2013, 2:38 pm
#65
Powered by cows
Joined: Jul 2004
Location: currently Dubai, ex UK
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I'd employ some people on here for sure.
I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.
Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.
KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.
I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.
I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.
Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.
Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.
Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.
Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.
I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.
There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.
Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.
KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.
I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.
I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.
Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.
Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.
Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.
Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.
I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.
There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
I was once a mod here you know. People noticed me. Before all you Johnny-come-latelies showed up...
Mar 2nd 2013, 3:24 pm
#66
If I have to explain...
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Where ever the road takes me
Posts: 3,999
Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Pffft! Mod??? I was Man of the Year...twice!! Before the peasants revolted just cause I planned to take over the WWW.
Mar 2nd 2013, 4:50 pm
#68
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
You would be the office photographer. Trying really hard to make the website head shots interesting. It's impossible, we all know that.
Mar 2nd 2013, 8:20 pm
#70
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Nov 2012
Location: bute
Posts: 9,740
Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I might - but I would have reservations about those with an interest in bestiality.
Last edited by scot47; Mar 2nd 2013 at 8:46 pm.
Mar 3rd 2013, 5:19 am
#73
Nothing doin' here
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,508
Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Commander (or for those oldies Arbroath Abroad) has been banned?