Would you give a BE regular a job?
Feb 27th 2013, 7:27 am
#17
Bored liberal
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I don't want a job. I am more than happy being self-employed, thankyouverymuch 
Blue Cat is right about Twitter though. Some seem to be there the whole time during their working day, on personal, not company, account. No one seems to be here all day.
Blue Cat is right about Twitter though. Some seem to be there the whole time during their working day, on personal, not company, account. No one seems to be here all day.
Feb 27th 2013, 8:22 am
#18
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
You're emlpoyed as a consultant. Not on the payroll.
Feb 27th 2013, 8:40 am
#19
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Not really, although it may look that way. I come and go as I please, don't answer to anyone and have numerous other sources of income.
Last edited by Meow; Feb 27th 2013 at 8:44 am.
Feb 27th 2013, 8:48 am
#21
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I would only employ Mentalist.
Feb 27th 2013, 8:49 am
#22
Joined: Jan 2012
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I'd employ some people on here for sure.
I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.
Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.
KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.
I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.
I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.
Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.
Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.
Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.
Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.
I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.
There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.
Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.
KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.
I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.
I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.
Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.
Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.
Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.
Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.
I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.
There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
I'm too busy to respond to this nonsense anyway...so there
Feb 27th 2013, 8:57 am
#24
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Feb 27th 2013, 8:57 am
#26
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Don't worry, he's a recruitment agent he's not got a clue what he's doing. Half the CV's received will have been arbitrarily ditched, the ones from girls who may be attractive will be stashed in the 'special' draw. The rest will have had coffee split on them, before he nipped out for a fag and Maccy D's. By 16:30 he'll be in the pub laughing about spelling and grammar mistakes made by 22 year applicants wanting $150k a year to be a CEO.
Feb 27th 2013, 8:59 am
#27
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I went through one timeline once, 7 solid hours of a tweet practically every 3-5 mins
Feb 27th 2013, 8:59 am
#28
Shark Fisherman
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Doha
Posts: 4,568
Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Don't worry, he's a recruitment agent he's not got a clue what he's doing. Half the CV's received will have been arbitrarily ditched, the ones from girls who may be attractive will be stashed in the 'special' draw. The rest will have had coffee split on them, before he nipped out for a fag and Maccy D's. By 16:30 he'll be in the pub laughing about spelling and grammar mistakes made by 22 year applicants wanting $150k a year to be a CEO.
Feb 27th 2013, 9:00 am
#29
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
MAT - The quiet grafter, that people are a bit scared of because he always wades in with knowledge that surprises you.
You generally get the invite for thursday after work beers but don't often come. When you do, it's a bit awkward.
Feb 27th 2013, 9:01 am
#30
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Don't worry, he's a recruitment agent he's not got a clue what he's doing. Half the CV's received will have been arbitrarily ditched, the ones from girls who may be attractive will be stashed in the 'special' draw. The rest will have had coffee split on them, before he nipped out for a fag and Maccy D's. By 16:30 he'll be in the pub laughing about spelling and grammar mistakes made by 22 year applicants wanting $150k a year to be a CEO.