Worse place you've been bitten?

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Dec 3rd 2008, 12:40 pm

Bison

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Worse place you've been bitten?

Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

Dec 3rd 2008, 1:31 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Originally Posted by Bison

Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

Well of course you got bitten...you didn't let it in when it knocked on your backdoor:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who ?
Amosquito

Dec 3rd 2008, 1:33 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Originally Posted by Bison

Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

You dont have much luck do you???

What with pubes and Mosquitos .............

Dec 3rd 2008, 2:18 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

By a human or an insect?

Dec 3rd 2008, 2:39 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Originally Posted by Bison

Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

suprised he managed it, as you seem so full of s**t !

Dec 3rd 2008, 3:01 pm

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Dec 3rd 2008, 5:43 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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suprised he managed it, as you seem so full of s**t !

Dec 4th 2008, 4:08 am

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Byker

Grove?

got really badly bitten in India on holiday years ago, just like Spugsy, ended up have an antihistamine injection, ruined the whole holiday

Dec 4th 2008, 2:15 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Originally Posted by Bison

Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

Am trying to visualise a mosquito, all 3mm of it prizing open an adult human's bum cheeks and it's not working...thankfully.

N.

Dec 4th 2008, 6:03 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Originally Posted by Bison

Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...

Dec 4th 2008, 6:14 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...

say what you mean or mean what you say

Dec 4th 2008, 6:17 pm

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say what you mean or mean what you say

Mean...

Dec 4th 2008, 6:20 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Well that says it all ...

Dec 4th 2008, 11:43 pm

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...

Well if it did, then it was a freaky little bastard, I mean god, he bit my arse crack. I didn't even get a BJ so i'm not impressed.

Anyways, it's more action than you getting

Bison

Dec 5th 2008, 8:51 am

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Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Istanbul...

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