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Old Dec 3rd 2008, 12:40 pm
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Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

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Old Dec 3rd 2008, 1:31 pm
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Default Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Originally Posted by Bison View Post
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

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Well of course you got bitten...you didn't let it in when it knocked on your backdoor:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who ?
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Default Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Originally Posted by Bison View Post
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

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You dont have much luck do you???
What with pubes and Mosquitos .............
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Default Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Originally Posted by Bison View Post
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

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By a human or an insect?
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Old Dec 3rd 2008, 2:39 pm
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Default Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

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Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

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suprised he managed it, as you seem so full of s**t !
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suprised he managed it, as you seem so full of s**t !
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Grove?

got really badly bitten in India on holiday years ago, just like Spugsy, ended up have an antihistamine injection, ruined the whole holiday
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Default Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Originally Posted by Bison View Post
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison
Am trying to visualise a mosquito, all 3mm of it prizing open an adult human's bum cheeks and it's not working...thankfully.

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Default Re: Worse place you've been bitten?

Originally Posted by Bison View Post
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

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It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...
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Old Dec 4th 2008, 6:14 pm
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It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...
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Old Dec 4th 2008, 6:17 pm
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say what you mean or mean what you say
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Old Dec 4th 2008, 6:20 pm
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Well that says it all ...
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Old Dec 4th 2008, 11:43 pm
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It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...
Well if it did, then it was a freaky little bastard, I mean god, he bit my arse crack. I didn't even get a BJ so i'm not impressed.

Anyways, it's more action than you getting

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Istanbul...
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