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Bison Dec 3rd 2008 12:40 pm

Worse place you've been bitten?
 
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

MacScot Dec 3rd 2008 1:31 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7032976)
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

Well of course you got bitten...you didn't let it in when it knocked on your backdoor:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who ?
Amosquito
:rofl:

twinkle-star Dec 3rd 2008 1:33 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7032976)
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

You dont have much luck do you???:lol:
What with pubes and Mosquitos .............:blink:

MissDemeanor Dec 3rd 2008 2:18 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7032976)
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

By a human or an insect?:eek:

BangleMan Dec 3rd 2008 2:39 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7032976)
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

suprised he managed it, as you seem so full of s**t !

Sandboy Dec 3rd 2008 3:01 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 
Byker

Alen1 Dec 3rd 2008 5:43 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7033252)
suprised he managed it, as you seem so full of s**t !

:D

Blue Cat Dec 4th 2008 4:08 am

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 7033315)
Byker

Grove?

got really badly bitten in India on holiday years ago, just like Spugsy, ended up have an antihistamine injection, ruined the whole holiday :(

Norm_uk Dec 4th 2008 2:15 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7032976)
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

Am trying to visualise a mosquito, all 3mm of it prizing open an adult human's bum cheeks and it's not working...thankfully.

N.

Confucius Dec 4th 2008 6:03 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7032976)
Somehow last night, Mr Mosquito managed to get in my pants, prize open my arse crack and bite me right in the slit, how did he get there, no one knows.

Bison

It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...

Fairydust Dec 4th 2008 6:14 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7037323)
It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...

say what you mean or mean what you say

Confucius Dec 4th 2008 6:17 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

Originally Posted by Fairydust (Post 7037367)
say what you mean or mean what you say

Mean...

Fairydust Dec 4th 2008 6:20 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 
Well that says it all ...

Bison Dec 4th 2008 11:43 pm

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 

It didn't bite you, it *ucked you...Big difference...
Well if it did, then it was a freaky little bastard, I mean god, he bit my arse crack. I didn't even get a BJ so i'm not impressed.

Anyways, it's more action than you getting :rofl:

Bison

Shadya Dec 5th 2008 8:51 am

Re: Worse place you've been bitten?
 
Istanbul...


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