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scrubbedexpat141 Nov 23rd 2011 7:37 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 9751526)
Obviously had nothing much to write about....

Sad reflection on the life of Scamp in Dubai, I reckon...

unfortunately I just let it slip, didn't make myself write in it and haven't spared the time to do it since I got here.

Struggling to understand why you feel the need to single myself out?

Are you bored? Lonely? had enough tickling your own bollocks? want to have a row with someone on the internet? wife left you? kids hate you?

It's tiresome. Go and get a stiff drink.

Wait, posting this at 12:36, you've probably had several by now.

Typical. Miserable. Old. British. Expat.

Have a good day.

Bahtatboy Nov 23rd 2011 7:47 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
This suggests you have no money, Scamp ;)

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 7:49 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9751542)
unfortunately I just let it slip, didn't make myself write in it and haven't spared the time to do it since I got here.

Struggling to understand why you feel the need to single myself out?

Are you bored? Lonely? had enough tickling your own bollocks? want to have a row with someone on the internet? wife left you? kids hate you?

It's tiresome. Go and get a stiff drink.

Wait, posting this at 12:36, you've probably had several by now.

Typical. Miserable. Old. British. Expat.

Have a good day.

Capt Mainwaring, they don't like it up 'em.....!!

I didn't single you out, Scamp, it would appear that your peers did. (0)

I am neither bored nor lonely(0, 0), I never have enough of having my bollocks tickled, preferably by a member of the opposite sex (0) and actually I left the wife and kids, not the other way about.(0,0)

Whilst it may be 5 o'clock somewhere, it isn't in my office so, whilst I would gladly join you, I fear I must decline.. (0)

Typical - No (0 pts); Miserable - I have my moments (1/2 pt); Old - depends on the woman I am feeling at the time (1/2 pt); British - By Birth, Scottish by the grace of God (1 pt); Expat - 10 years and counting, why else would I frequent an expats forum.. (1 pt)

3 out of a possible 12 marks - 25% - Must do better...

kittycat1 Nov 23rd 2011 7:50 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
can we all hug? come on boys feel the love

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 23rd 2011 7:51 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9751551)
This suggests you have no money, Scamp ;)

Doesn't say you can't have both mate.

Bahtatboy Nov 23rd 2011 7:53 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9751559)
Doesn't say you can't have both mate.

Fair enuff:D

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 7:54 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9751557)
can we all hug? come on boys feel the love

Is that what I am smelling......??

Bahtatboy Nov 23rd 2011 7:55 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 9751561)
Is that what I am smelling......??

Kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear?

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 7:58 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9751562)
Kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear?

Are you suggesting I'm a millionaire from the great state of Texas???

kittycat1 Nov 23rd 2011 7:58 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
oh dear god the level has just plummeted... :tape: I'll leave you boys to flirt with each other

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 8:02 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9751567)
oh dear god the level has just plummeted... :tape: I'll leave you boys to flirt with each other

I don't know who has been chatting you up recently, but that ain't flirting..

kittycat1 Nov 23rd 2011 8:05 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
TGF- I can sense the sexual chemistry between you all

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 8:07 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9751582)
TGF- I can sense the sexual chemistry between you all

You are good..

Do you think I have overplayed the dominance card???? I seem to have scared some off...

kittycat1 Nov 23rd 2011 8:08 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
maybe they are just getting their gimp outfits on...

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 8:10 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9751586)
maybe they are just getting their gimp outfits on...

Never really found the bondage scene my cup of Earl Grey, TBH, KC..

http://www.clutchtees.com/images/W/b...%20gimp-01.jpg


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