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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9749884)
Did you see what I did there...
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
that Seven Seas joker....
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9749863)
You bunch of f*****g c***s
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Hmmmm....
The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening... |
Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 9751267)
Hmmmm....
The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening... Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab? Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman? Is it a 50inch LED TV? Oooh I hope it's number three. |
Re: Whose patter is the worst?
No, its a 10" pianist. We overheard you the over evening in the bar saying you wished you had one. It was a bit noisy in there, though.
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9751394)
So I win the prize?
Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab? Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman? Is it a 50inch LED TV? Oooh I hope it's number three. There are so many more constructive things I could have done with the last 10 minutes of my life..... |
Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 9751434)
No, its a 10" pianist. We overheard you the over evening in the bar saying you wished you had one. It was a bit noisy in there, though.
I told her i had a 14 inch cock. |
Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9751462)
You must have misheard me...
I told her i had a 14 inch cock. |
Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 9751496)
Inviting her round for Thanksgiving, were you??
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9751511)
I don't recognise that as an event.
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 9751512)
Thats what she said when she realised what you were actually talking about....
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9751518)
it wasn't an issue though, because of my sparkling conversation.
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 9751447)
Nope, its a ghost writer to keep your blog going...
Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend. So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating ;) |
Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by weasel decentral
(Post 9751524)
As an aside to patter,the above comment make me look up your blog...
Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend. So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating ;) Sad reflection on the life of Scamp in Dubai, I reckon... |
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