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Bahtatboy Nov 22nd 2011 10:59 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9749884)
Did you see what I did there...

No

seven seas Nov 23rd 2011 3:13 am

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
that Seven Seas joker....

Elmer Fudd Nov 23rd 2011 3:47 am

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9749863)
You bunch of f*****g c***s

Leave it Scamp, they're not worth it:rofl:

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 3:22 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
Hmmmm....

The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening...

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 23rd 2011 5:28 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 9751267)
Hmmmm....

The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening...

So I win the prize?

Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab?
Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman?
Is it a 50inch LED TV?

Oooh I hope it's number three.

Bahtatboy Nov 23rd 2011 6:06 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 
No, its a 10" pianist. We overheard you the over evening in the bar saying you wished you had one. It was a bit noisy in there, though.

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 6:17 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9751394)
So I win the prize?

Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab?
Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman?
Is it a 50inch LED TV?

Oooh I hope it's number three.

Nope, its a ghost writer to keep your blog going...

There are so many more constructive things I could have done with the last 10 minutes of my life.....

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 23rd 2011 6:33 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9751434)
No, its a 10" pianist. We overheard you the over evening in the bar saying you wished you had one. It was a bit noisy in there, though.

You must have misheard me...

I told her i had a 14 inch cock.

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 6:56 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9751462)
You must have misheard me...

I told her i had a 14 inch cock.

Inviting her round for Thanksgiving, were you??

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 23rd 2011 7:05 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 9751496)
Inviting her round for Thanksgiving, were you??

I don't recognise that as an event.

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 7:07 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9751511)
I don't recognise that as an event.

Thats what she said when she realised what you were actually talking about....

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 23rd 2011 7:12 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 9751512)
Thats what she said when she realised what you were actually talking about....

it wasn't an issue though, because of my sparkling conversation.

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 7:16 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9751518)
it wasn't an issue though, because of my sparkling conversation.

You must save it for Barnasty then, based upon your peers statements on here...

weasel decentral Nov 23rd 2011 7:16 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 9751447)
Nope, its a ghost writer to keep your blog going...

As an aside to patter,the above comment make me look up your blog...

Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend.

So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating ;)

TGFKASE Nov 23rd 2011 7:21 pm

Re: Whose patter is the worst?
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 9751524)
As an aside to patter,the above comment make me look up your blog...

Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend.

So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating ;)

Obviously had nothing much to write about....

Sad reflection on the life of Scamp in Dubai, I reckon...


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