littlejimmy

Stalker alert...

DXBtoDOH

There's way too many lovers to be a stalker. But sometimes I'll remember a name and randomly google it. Some surprises. Others not so much.

weasel decentral

I don't know you at all, my old china.

However that hasn't preclude me from forming my own impression about you

littlejimmy

A regular Lothario, eh...

To be fair, I just looked up a couple of old flames on Facebook, including The One That Got Away. I wish I hadn't...

Millhouse

Boom. From slightly odd to creepy online sex pest in 23 words.

scrubbedexpat141

"Too many"....what a guy.

mission

i remember the first time a guy stick his tongue down my throat...i was like urggghh what the hell.

scrubbedexpat141

Oh god oh god oh god oh god.

Made in Sheffield 1

The first bloke I did the deed with is now married. To his husband.....

DXBtoDOH

Oh, come off it. You've done the same

DXBtoDOH

Truth be told I can't remember many of their names. I keep thinking of them as Tom, Dick and Harry. Odds are good it was actually one of it.

DXBtoDOH

Yeah. That happens the other way around too, which I admit does spoil the memory somewhat. Although in the case of this particular one, let's just say I'm not envious of his wife.

DXBtoDOH

I'm not a big fan either although it's largely expected so I go with the flow. Frankly, when you consider the other things involving your mouth the tongue pales by comparison.

scrubbedexpat141

I was trying to not make a joke. I'm being nice to Mission nowadays....

Millhouse

Great work. I’m also partly responsible for a conversion although she had the decency to tell me that there was one other before the final conversion 😀 We are still friends.