for the first couple of years maybe then its just a blur of random shite that starts to wear you down

On my first day here a pick up went passed me with a camel in the back.

sipping Johnny Walker in a (minor) royal's cantina built on the side of his palace and full of arty knick knacks including these big antlers which had a number of hats on including one from Ian Botham (a blue Admiral England Cricket hat) and one from Osama Bin Ladin

She picked me and my mates visiting from the UK up a few months ago. Her name was Fatima (I've still got her card somewhere). She drove like a mentalist! My mates thought they were going to die..

Having a cab driver show me pictures of his kids, including one who was only 2 months old. He hadn't been home in 2 years and was looking forward to seeing his newborn 'son'.