scrubbedexpat141

Tossers. I bet it arrives cold too.

Least they could do is make it, box it, bag it, run to deliver it.

Don't give a tip.

britexpat76

They best shape up or I will be taking my business back to KFC next door. They only take 20 minutes.

al dente

I thought a women had to eat less than 1200 calories to go to starvation mode?

I had two small poached eggs on a slice of wholemeal bread (not the soft sliced stufff, a fresh loaf). Lots of salt and pepper and a dash of HP Fruity.

LaLaLayla

OK, it's snack time now... McVities Digestives with Philadelphia.

Millhouse

jelly worms

LaLaLayla

Ooh, I love those

Meow

I have a little pack of Haribo sweets. I'm so upmarket today.

co durham boy

Broad bean and feta salad followed by an apple , peach and banana .

Millhouse

I just never realized - I always imagined you to be straight.

britexpat76

co durham boy

Don't be like that mate , i was 500 yrds from your house at the weekend i could have shown you a more bumpy ride than your speed humps on the ranches

scrubbedexpat141

In fairness I thought your lunch would consist of something more butch too. Like a couple of stones sandwiched between two girders with an Indians leg for afters.

Still, peaches are underrated so you can have that.

Millhouse

I can't decide if you are threatening me or flirting with me with an offer of a bumpy ride

co durham boy

You two had me down as an uncouth Northerner who fuels himself on Rancid badger meat covered in coal dust !

britexpat76

I actually ended up having KFC, not a Bigmac. By the time I slung the dreadful bread bun in the bin, game the flip the wing and skin I actually ate 8 lukewarm chips and 3 mouthfull's of chicken.

All of a sudden a peach, banana, apple and salad doesn't sound too bad.