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and in return he allows you internet access from the dungeon.

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I tend to do whatever I am told. Occasionally, I get a fumble on the sofa with her. works for both of us.

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...but when you're down there doesn't she get put off by all that huffing and puffing you're doing?

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

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:rofl:

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Give good head...Or die trying...

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One only helps a friend so far…but would one help a best friend or partner to bury a body ? :sneaky:

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macscot - Very Shallow Grave!

I would like to say no, but depends on the circumstances I guess, I know if my best friend really needed my help and if there was no other option then yes I probably would (but only for my bestest friend).

edit; having thought about this I'm changing my mind, if it was in the UK and my friend had accidentally killed someone then there is no reason not to go to the police, if shed murdered someone intentionally (and for no fit reason ie self defence etc) then she should do the time required and I'd visit with cake etc, if i was here I would give a different answer as I don't think she'd get a fair trial here so no in the UK yes here.

And strangely enough if it was a partner I wouldn't even think about it! would be a definite no!

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Every now and again, we decide to have a mad friday night in together - loud music, dancing, a few gin martinis, 2 or 3 bottles of vintage chianti, get naked and then I do the decent thing......I swallow a little viagra pill :lol:

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Good question...

I am happy to let her do whatever it takes to keep me happy...:D

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Well I helped my best friend bury a dead hamster and had no qualms about it. :)

..though if just a friend asked me, I'd probably say bury it yourself...

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As long as it wasnt my body being buried...

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Complete evaporation to the core.

To build the kingdom of heaven on earth.

To touch a soul.

Ah... I just remembered why I am single.

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Help her with her abs workout.

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I put the toilet seat down. :huh: