MissDemeanor

I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this?

If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.

Rachatron

you should probably put your fag out and your glass of malibu down first hon....

MissDemeanor

it doesnt say anything about that in the highway code.

Rachatron

what about checking your lippy in case the fireman are hot?

MissDemeanor

That goes without saying.
SF tested me earlier.....when should you use your horn?
I said......when you see a gorgeous bloke walking down the road....
I dont think it was right.

Rachatron

Course it's right - just ask any girl!!!

Inselaffen

let me guess you do that to get his attention to find out where the hell you are coz you got lost!

Inselaffen

If your car is on fire in a tunnel Run like F**k !! sod the hazzard lights

MissDemeanor

....nothing like getting some good directions.

MissDemeanor

my point exactly...and more to the point why would it be on fire anyway?.The friction caused in the back seat with the man you hooted at earlier?If so,let him put the bloody thing out.

Inselaffen

poor bloke getting picked up by some dried out old bird who gives him friction burns

MissDemeanor

well at least he wouldnt have a hand pump attached to his ass.

Spugsy

bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.

scarletfan

We're not even going to ask where you put your 500 bill!

MissDemeanor

im doing it back in the UK.Its not like the good old days..cleavage doesnt work with those little Hitlers anymore.