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MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 6:11 am
what a load of old shit...
 
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this?

If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown:

Rachatron Jul 13th 2008 7:11 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this?

If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown:
you should probably put your fag out and your glass of malibu down first hon....

MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 7:15 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Rachatron (Post 6567166)
you should probably put your fag out and your glass of malibu down first hon....
it doesnt say anything about that in the highway code.:p

Rachatron Jul 13th 2008 7:19 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6567175)
it doesnt say anything about that in the highway code.:p
what about checking your lippy in case the fireman are hot?

MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 7:23 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Rachatron (Post 6567183)
what about checking your lippy in case the fireman are hot?
That goes without saying.:D
SF tested me earlier.....when should you use your horn?
I said......when you see a gorgeous bloke walking down the road....
I dont think it was right.:o

Rachatron Jul 13th 2008 7:28 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6567193)
That goes without saying.:D
SF tested me earlier.....when should you use your horn?
I said......when you see a gorgeous bloke walking down the road....
I dont think it was right.:o
Course it's right - just ask any girl!!!

Inselaffen Jul 13th 2008 7:43 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Rachatron (Post 6567202)
Course it's right - just ask any girl!!!
let me guess you do that to get his attention to find out where the hell you are coz you got lost!

Inselaffen Jul 13th 2008 7:44 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this?

If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown:
If your car is on fire in a tunnel Run like F**k !! sod the hazzard lights

MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 7:55 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 6567241)
let me guess you do that to get his attention to find out where the hell you are coz you got lost!
....nothing like getting some good directions.;)

MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 7:59 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 6567245)
If your car is on fire in a tunnel Run like F**k !! sod the hazzard lights
my point exactly...and more to the point why would it be on fire anyway?.The friction caused in the back seat with the man you hooted at earlier?If so,let him put the bloody thing out.:D

Inselaffen Jul 13th 2008 8:02 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6567268)
my point exactly...and more to the point why would it be on fire anyway?.The friction caused in the back seat with the man you hooted at earlier?If so,let him put the bloody thing out.:D
poor bloke getting picked up by some dried out old bird who gives him friction burns

MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 8:04 am
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 6567275)
poor bloke getting picked up by some dried out old bird who gives him friction burns
well at least he wouldnt have a hand pump attached to his ass.:sneaky:

Spugsy Jul 13th 2008 4:50 pm
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6567023)
I am having to learn the highway code for my test in August..
How is anyone supposed to remember all this?

If your car is on fire in a tunnel what should you do?...personally,I would shit myself.Apparently though I need to turn my hazzard lights on and try and put it out...never mind the fact it might explode.:frown:
bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.

scarletfan Jul 13th 2008 5:00 pm
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 6568252)
bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.
We're not even going to ask where you put your 500 bill!

MissDemeanor Jul 13th 2008 5:52 pm
Re: what a load of old shit...
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 6568252)
bah, when it comes to your test just put a 500 bill in your cleavage when you start the engine, you'll pass no bother.
im doing it back in the UK.Its not like the good old days..cleavage doesnt work with those little Hitlers anymore.:(


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