Ah yes - you're right.............. my memory goes so quickly these days, especially after taking up masturbation again.........

That's a bugger. Going upstairs for a wank and forgetting what you went for when you get up there.

As for Qatar, the agencies are abuzz. I'm getting daily e-mails and phone calls about jobs there. Still paying shite money, though.

Spot on - seems like 2008 all over again. Warm and walking will get you a job - don't worry about whether they can do the job Pay peanuts and get ..........

Me!

Are you a monkey then?

Hmmm not entirely sure how to answer that.

it was a logical question considering you answering 'me', but i would be willing to entertain arguments for why i shouldn't make the assumption..