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Millhouse Jul 17th 2013 2:49 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804864)
Of course, you are assuming that all divorced women had wanted to remain marrried. Statistically more women apply for divorces than men these days.

ungrateful bitches. ;)

Patsy Stoned Jul 17th 2013 2:53 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804394)
Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?

:thumbsup::rofl:

Tockalosh Jul 17th 2013 2:54 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804864)
Of course, you are assuming that all divorced women had wanted to remain marrried. Statistically more women apply for divorces than men these days.

I wouldn't question that statistic but I guess you could ask why ?

Wife buys socks instead of giving something wanted as above threads, guy goes out in said Simpsons socks as he has no others. Lady of the night sees socks and knows he hasn't had a BJ in ages so offers solution, husband gives in as in need, wifes friend in the bar sees husband leave, wifes friend informs wife, wife gets upset, wife files for divorce

Wife gets divorced, is miserable and hates men for a while, meets new man and blows his socks off, couple get together, she buys him socks for his birthday and the cycle repeats

Just one theory

Meow Jul 17th 2013 3:14 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Tockalosh (Post 10804879)
I wouldn't question that statistic but I guess you could ask why ?

Wife buys socks instead of giving something wanted as above threads, guy goes out in said Simpsons socks as he has no others. Lady of the night sees socks and knows he hasn't had a BJ in ages so offers solution, husband gives in as in need, wifes friend in the bar sees husband leave, wifes friend informs wife, wife gets upset, wife files for divorce

Wife gets divorced, is miserable and hates men for a while, meets new man and blows his socks off, couple get together, she buys him socks for his birthday and the cycle repeats

Just one theory

You mean husband is a pathetic fool who can't keep his wife sufficiently interested to want to actually have any sexual relations with him. Probably because the man is balding, overweight and doesn't take care of his appearance.

Amazing how so many men think they are god's gift to women, yet have never actually looked in a mirror...

Tockalosh Jul 17th 2013 3:29 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804930)
You mean husband is a pathetic fool who can't keep his wife sufficiently interested to want to actually have any sexual relations with him. Probably because the man is balding, overweight and doesn't take care of his appearance.

Amazing how so many men think they are god's gift to women, yet have never actually looked in a mirror...

You mean women don't find hairy ears a knicker loosener

Kelli28 Jul 17th 2013 3:29 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804930)
Probably because the man is balding, overweight and doesn't take care of his appearance.

Amazing how so many men think they are god's gift to women, yet have never actually looked in a mirror...

Good job all women aren't shallow, I actually prefer bald men with a meat on them.

Tockalosh Jul 17th 2013 3:37 am

Re: What do men want?
 
You do raise an interesting point though

Over the years I have heard loads of divorced women griping like mad that their ole man left them for someone younger, thinner, firmer, tighter et al and that he should have loved the person inside, mother of their kids etc etc
Now reason and maturity suggests that this should be the case and of course for many of course it is

But now you infer that its ok for a woman to forget to blow off their lovely old man inside that huge sweaty beer belly with a bald head and hairy ears, who has provided for the lazy cow whilst she sat at home vegging all day to the Jeremy Kyle show.

Come now Meow,

Tockalosh Jul 17th 2013 3:39 am

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804956)
Good job all women aren't shallow, I actually prefer bald men with a meat on them.

You stop off in Dubai next time you are on your way home without the old man, I know just the man you're dreaming off

Blue Cat Jul 17th 2013 5:04 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804956)
Good job all women aren't shallow, I actually prefer bald men with a meat on them.

shallow? care to explain that comment?

Kelli28 Jul 17th 2013 6:36 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 10805854)
shallow? care to explain that comment?

I think it's simple enough for the majority to figure it out for themselves!

commander Jul 17th 2013 6:46 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804956)
Good job all women aren't shallow, I actually prefer bald men with a meat on them.

you like fat bastards?

weasel decentral Jul 17th 2013 7:01 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804956)
Good job all women aren't shallow, I actually prefer bald men with a meat on them.

This might be a very subtle piss take by you but is that not also discriminating on appearances?

Kelli28 Jul 17th 2013 7:11 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 10805952)
This might be a very subtle piss take by you but is that not also discriminating on appearances?

No piss take at all! I Really truly prefer bald men with a bit of meat on them. I'm not talking about so big they can't put there own socks on or anything but I'm just not into skinny.

Hair loss on men is a sign of excess testosterone, other symptoms include a broadened rib cage and shoulders, andrengenous hair growth (hairy chest) high sex drive and enlarged sexual organs. Now why would I want a pretty boy? ;)

weasel decentral Jul 17th 2013 7:15 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10805963)
No piss take at all! I Really truly prefer bald men with a bit of meat on them. I'm not talking about so big they can't put there own socks on or anything but I'm just not into skinny.

Hair loss on men is a sign of excess testosterone, other symptoms include a broadened rib cage and shoulders, andrengenous hair growth (hairy chest) high sex drive and enlarged sexual organs. Now why would I want a pretty boy? ;)

What's the female equivalent that I should look out for?

Blue Cat Jul 17th 2013 7:39 pm

Re: What do men want?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10805924)
I think it's simple enough for the majority to figure it out for themselves!

personally I think you are trying to have a go at Meow, for whatever reason I don't know but this is no place for cyber bullying.


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