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-   The Sand Pit (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/)
-   -   What do men want? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/what-do-men-want-803019/)

Meow Jul 16th 2013 4:13 am
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10803175)
Darling..go and get yourself a Brazilian..... buy some sexy stuff from Victoria Secrets, cook a lovely dinner, open several bottles of bubbly and meet him at the door with a smile on your face..oh and...send the child person on a sleep over..or send her to meow's :D
Ha ha! If BC would actually do all that I would babysit for the night! :lol:

Patsy Stoned Jul 16th 2013 4:27 am
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10803184)
Ha ha! If BC would actually do all that I would babysit for the night! :lol:
So no chance then? :rofl:
Brings to mind....... What does a blow job and Lobster Thermidor have in common?............ You don't get either of them at home. :D

Kelli28 Jul 16th 2013 7:35 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Tockalosh (Post 10802891)

To be honest though I think the blow job in bed followed by breakfast would be pretty good and probably better than a pen or cig lighter.
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning :D

scrubbedexpat141 Jul 16th 2013 7:49 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804219)
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning :D
Do it then!

Poor bloke.

Sandboy Jul 16th 2013 7:49 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804219)
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning :D
bloody hell it took a while but we got there - we don't really like socks at all


*I had a meeting with a bloke a suit and union jack socks last week, his breath was minging but he obviously had a zany sense of humour

scrubbedexpat141 Jul 16th 2013 7:50 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 10804237)
bloody hell it took a while but we got there - we don't really like socks at all


*I had a meeting with a bloke a suit and union jack socks last week, his breath was minging but he obviously had a zany sense of humour
Terrible socks.

I've got subtle orange and blue stripes on today. Matches the suit and shirt. Sharp as ****.

Blue Cat Jul 16th 2013 7:51 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10803175)
Darling..go and get yourself a Brazilian..... buy some sexy stuff from Victoria Secrets, cook a lovely dinner, open several bottles of bubbly and meet him at the door with a smile on your face..oh and...send the child person on a sleep over..or send her to meow's :D
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Blue Cat Jul 16th 2013 7:52 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10803184)
Ha ha! If BC would actually do all that I would babysit for the night! :lol:
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10803210)
So no chance then? :rofl:
Brings to mind....... What does a blow job and Lobster Thermidor have in common?............ You don't get either of them at home. :D
great joke Patsy :thumbup:

I am not discussing my sex life with any of you lot, just feel safe to say if Meow starts posting about babysitting something is up :)

Kelli28 Jul 16th 2013 8:06 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10804233)
Do it then!

Poor bloke.
He works fifo and unfortunately for him his birthday was last week and he's not home until tomorow... Better luck next yr :rofl:

Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 10804237)
bloody hell it took a while but we got there - we don't really like socks at all
Or pyjamas :o

mikewot Jul 16th 2013 8:24 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10803210)
What does a blow job and Lobster Thermidor have in common?............ You don't get either of them at home. :D
Why does a bride smile going down the aisle? She knows she's just given her last BJ!

What does a BJ from a 70 year old woman and a tightrope walk have in common?

It's OK provided you don't look down.

Meow Jul 16th 2013 10:17 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?

Millhouse Jul 16th 2013 11:23 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804394)
Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?
BC's husband?

Blue Cat Jul 16th 2013 11:38 pm
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10804394)
Guess who is babysitting tomorrow night?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Tockalosh Jul 17th 2013 2:36 am
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 10804219)
Exactly if all men were honest that's all they want, my husband would be happy never to open another gift again if he got woken up with a bacon sarnie, cup of tea and a bj in the morning :D
Ja and all divorced women would be still be married if they had followed this simple advice

Meow Jul 17th 2013 2:47 am
Re: What do men want?
 
Originally Posted by Tockalosh (Post 10804838)
Ja and all divorced women would be still be married if they had followed this simple advice
Of course, you are assuming that all divorced women had wanted to remain marrried. Statistically more women apply for divorces than men these days.


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