Originally Posted by commander

It is British Expats, and yes we are the master race..hop onboard or **** off you waffling twat

Originally Posted by MataHari

he's banned...

Originally Posted by commander

seriously?

Originally Posted by MataHari

yeah...and the way it is now (fckingboringdeadboringdead) is much more fun...

the flirting thing is your obsession for some reason...no idea why...what is cringworthy is how BC kissed your ginger ass, but for some reason you seemed to love that...not sure why that was all cool and ok and all the other stuff upset you sooo much...oh well

Originally Posted by commander

Heh heh conf I have some seriously cool spandex on offer...you only have to ask.

And Admon, fellow iron brew pubic one--shut the **** up

Originally Posted by admon

Commander, you need some relief, that is clear.

I suggest you knock one out i the toilets or something.

Originally Posted by commander

i just did, over a photo of your mum

Originally Posted by commander

i just did, over a photo of your mum

Originally Posted by BangleMan

a 19min wank.....impressive !

Originally Posted by admon

whatever flicks your switch. She was 72 when she died 8 years ago.

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

flogging a dead horse

Originally Posted by BangleMan

maybe sitting on the loo, trying to get his little scottish purple headed monster to wake up wasnt so easy to start with, and so I guess 18mins of the wank should be considered as foreplay !

Originally Posted by commander

you are actually quite funny, despite yourself..

Originally Posted by BangleMan

maybe sitting on the loo, trying to get his little scottish purple headed monster to wake up wasnt so easy to start with, and so I guess 18mins of the wank should be considered as foreplay !

Originally Posted by BangleMan

ah commander......did we bond then ?

Im welling up....!