commander

exactly. a modern woman. And i bet you squeeze your own oranges also..fnar fnar

I still piss myself at the thought of Stoli's maid shuffling around her gaff with high heels on, breaking them in for her..

Madam Medusa

nah, i buy my orange juice at spinneys, lol...

MM, xx

commander

your maid fetches it surely?

Madam Medusa

nope...

MM, xx

Millhouse

serious? I though it was bad that we make her warm the toilet seats before we use them.

commander

i make mine warm up my wife before i use her..

Patsy Stoned

Yes darling, I was a training Manager for Youngs brewery.
Before I moved abroad I ran a 120 cover Restaurant and free house for that lunatic...Freddie Starr

Millhouse

Good man - Foreplay is overrated.

Millhouse

Wow, you get more interesting to an impressionable young boy by the day.

commander

she'll be rattling your bones soon...the ginger storm is brewing

benzonar

When is the next Dubai meet happening, since I've moved from AD bugger all has been organised.

Patsy Stoned

Well, if anybody was interested we could maybe organise a dinner at Spectrum on one.....50% off the total bill, including booze :-)

Grace O Malley

no one turns up thats why

The Dean

There used to be semi-regular social events, but then people started realising what other people were like in real life, and decided they preferred the online versions...........

Mind you, if you build it, people will come - go for it.

Grace O Malley

oh really, I have found everyone I have met on here to be rather nice, shame you did not have the same exp