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Old Aug 20th 2012, 5:42 am
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For the first time, HMRC have published a 'Top Twenty' of people wanted in connection with tax/VAT/etc offences. These two are rumoured to be in Dubai.

Adam Umerji aka Shafiq Patel (left) and Nasser Ahmed.

If you see them , please let the taxman know............
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For the first time, HMRC have published a 'Top Twenty' of people wanted in connection with tax/VAT/etc offences. These two are rumoured to be in Dubai.

Adam Umerji aka Shafiq Patel (left) and Nasser Ahmed.

If you see them , please let the taxman know............
Isn't this where Facebook's face recognition software would come in handy?
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Old Aug 20th 2012, 6:49 am
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Isn't this where the interpol and extradition treaties would come in handy?

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There is an article in Arabian Business about this, they suspect 3 of the top 20 are in Dubai, combined they owe £756 million.
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There is an article in Arabian Business about this, they suspect 3 of the top 20 are in Dubai, combined they owe £756 million.
I'm dreading the knock on my door.
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Default Re: The UK taxman wants your help............

Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
For the first time, HMRC have published a 'Top Twenty' of people wanted in connection with tax/VAT/etc offences. These two are rumoured to be in Dubai.

Adam Umerji aka Shafiq Patel (left) and Nasser Ahmed.

If you see them , please let the taxman know............
Is there a reward? I bet not! - Honour amongst theives, and all of that . . . And what has the UK Tax Man ever done for me?

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Old Aug 21st 2012, 9:02 am
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Originally Posted by jackthehat View Post
Is there a reward? I bet not! - Honour amongst theives, and all of that . . . And what has the UK Tax Man ever done for me?
The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
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The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!
All right, Baht. Don't labour the point
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wow...that's a lot of cash!!
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!
You left out the wine...

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Old Aug 22nd 2012, 11:56 am
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You left out the wine...

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I know. Couldn't work out how the UK government had brought that to us, other than not banning it.
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Default Re: The UK taxman wants your help............

OK, I hand myself in, I'm being chased by the taxman for not doing my self assessment thingie...for a couple of years. So, how do I get myself off, I've got shedloads of fines already?
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