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The Dean Aug 20th 2012 5:42 am

The UK taxman wants your help............
 
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For the first time, HMRC have published a 'Top Twenty' of people wanted in connection with tax/VAT/etc offences. These two are rumoured to be in Dubai.

Adam Umerji aka Shafiq Patel (left) and Nasser Ahmed.

If you see them , please let the taxman know............ :blink:

al dente Aug 20th 2012 5:44 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10235849)
For the first time, HMRC have published a 'Top Twenty' of people wanted in connection with tax/VAT/etc offences. These two are rumoured to be in Dubai.

Adam Umerji aka Shafiq Patel (left) and Nasser Ahmed.

If you see them , please let the taxman know............ :blink:

Isn't this where Facebook's face recognition software would come in handy?

seven seas Aug 20th 2012 6:49 am

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Originally Posted by al dente (Post 10235850)
Isn't this where the interpol and extradition treaties would come in handy?


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NorthernLad Aug 20th 2012 8:01 am

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There is an article in Arabian Business about this, they suspect 3 of the top 20 are in Dubai, combined they owe £756 million.

mentalist Aug 20th 2012 8:15 am

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Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10235947)
There is an article in Arabian Business about this, they suspect 3 of the top 20 are in Dubai, combined they owe £756 million.

I'm dreading the knock on my door.;)

jackthehat Aug 21st 2012 8:44 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10235849)
For the first time, HMRC have published a 'Top Twenty' of people wanted in connection with tax/VAT/etc offences. These two are rumoured to be in Dubai.

Adam Umerji aka Shafiq Patel (left) and Nasser Ahmed.

If you see them , please let the taxman know............ :blink:

Is there a reward? I bet not! - Honour amongst theives, and all of that . . . And what has the UK Tax Man ever done for me?

Bahtatboy Aug 21st 2012 9:02 am

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Originally Posted by jackthehat (Post 10237805)
Is there a reward? I bet not! - Honour amongst theives, and all of that . . . And what has the UK Tax Man ever done for me?

The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!

Millhouse Aug 21st 2012 9:56 am

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10237838)
The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!

All right, Baht. Don't labour the point

Chris Aug 21st 2012 5:21 pm

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wow...that's a lot of cash!!

seven seas Aug 21st 2012 6:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10237838)
The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!

+1

Norm_uk Aug 22nd 2012 11:35 am

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10237838)
The aqueduct.
And the sanitation!
And the roads...
Medicine... Education... Health...
Public baths!
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Brought peace!
Oh **** peace!

You left out the wine...

N.

Bahtatboy Aug 22nd 2012 11:56 am

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Originally Posted by Norm_uk (Post 10240135)
You left out the wine...

N.

I know. Couldn't work out how the UK government had brought that to us, other than not banning it.

Betty Bee Aug 22nd 2012 9:25 pm

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OK, I hand myself in, I'm being chased by the taxman for not doing my self assessment thingie...for a couple of years. So, how do I get myself off, I've got shedloads of fines already?:frown:


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