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Old Nov 2nd 2009, 4:15 pm
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The driving in Dubai is a deathtrap.....

Avoid costly repair bills by simply de-activating all of your cars airbags!

When you are in a serious head on collision, you dont have to waste money replacing the dashboard or steering wheel!!



If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
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Old Nov 3rd 2009, 6:58 am
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Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.



Smoking is an expensive habit... Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

DON'T INVITE DRUG ADDICTS round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.




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Old Nov 3rd 2009, 7:25 am
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers View Post
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

Smoking is an expensive habit... Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

DON'T INVITE DRUG ADDICTS round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

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..but, surely, a wayward pube in the sink would cause an even greater argument !
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Old Nov 4th 2009, 7:33 pm
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Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to a charity shop. They
will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for 5 dirhams.


CINEMAGOERS: Have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by not coughing, and using the toilet before the film starts.


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