Today's Jokes
Mar 13th 2013, 9:09 am
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Today's Jokes
"Go and have a look at the size of the dump I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife.
"No thanks," she replied.
"Please, just one look," I said. "You won't believe it, it's a good two-pounder."
Shaking her head in disbelief, she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down and shouted, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."
I said, "It's on the scales."
"No thanks," she replied.
"Please, just one look," I said. "You won't believe it, it's a good two-pounder."
Shaking her head in disbelief, she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down and shouted, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."
I said, "It's on the scales."
Mar 13th 2013, 10:45 am
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Re: Today's Jokes
The capital of North Korea is Pyongyang.
Ironically, it's also the sound a wok makes when you hit a dog on the head with it.
Ironically, it's also the sound a wok makes when you hit a dog on the head with it.
Mar 13th 2013, 10:53 am
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Re: Today's Jokes
How do you pull a fat bird?
Piece of cake......
Piece of cake......
Mar 13th 2013, 10:59 am
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Re: Today's Jokes
Whats the most sensitive part of a woman?
Her fat arse
Her fat arse
Mar 13th 2013, 11:03 am
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Re: Today's Jokes
Why don't I find any of these jokes remotely amusing?
Answers on a postcard to...
Answers on a postcard to...
Mar 13th 2013, 12:06 pm
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Re: Today's Jokes
Who is the coolest guy in a hospital ?
The ultrasound guy
Who is the 2nd coolest guy in a hospital ?
The hip replacement guy
The ultrasound guy
Who is the 2nd coolest guy in a hospital ?
The hip replacement guy
Mar 13th 2013, 12:34 pm
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Re: Today's Jokes
What do you call a Turkish baby?
Kebabby
How do you get a Turkish baby to stop crying?
Shish Kebabby
Kebabby
How do you get a Turkish baby to stop crying?
Shish Kebabby
Mar 13th 2013, 12:54 pm
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Re: Today's Jokes
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?
Camembert
What cheese do you use to blindfold a young horse?
Mascerpone.
What kind of cheese likes to look at itself in the mirror?
Halloumi.
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Camembert
What cheese do you use to blindfold a young horse?
Mascerpone.
What kind of cheese likes to look at itself in the mirror?
Halloumi.
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Mar 13th 2013, 1:23 pm
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Re: Today's Jokes
As bad as the jokes in the cheesy jokes thread....superb
Mar 15th 2013, 10:09 am
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Re: Today's Jokes
My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.
"I want you to go!" she screamed.
I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?"
"Go on, I'm listening." she replied.
I sat down and said, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."
And, on a similar note...
I caught the wife masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson movie earlier.
She loves a good Bean Flick.
"I want you to go!" she screamed.
I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?"
"Go on, I'm listening." she replied.
I sat down and said, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."
And, on a similar note...
I caught the wife masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson movie earlier.
She loves a good Bean Flick.