always.

good boy...

Two? such a greedy woman

do i get a choccy drop now

not yet...

always keep a spare one...

so.. which one is the spare?

have i got to do the foot thing first, you was all a quiver last time

haha, all you had to do was ask!!!

you know me...I am shy

i can vouch that she's not...

oh BB, don't tell him...I might be able to fool the newbie...

yeah we both went to the same school of shyness.

ah...I do actually think that you are shy...

The titty thread??????

Well I had to have a look at this, of course...........

Well ignoring the fact that MH has returned to attacking me despite me falling in love with her last night (she's a fan of Dusty Springfield, Britain's finest ever female singer), I have to say there are a number of false (sorry!) assumptions that women make about men's views....

Firstly - women assume men prefer large breasts - not true, the vast majority of men actually find them quite intimidating, and prefer small-to-medium, if that makes sense......

Yes Beebee et al there are a number of us who are 'bum men' much more than we are 'tit men'. If I ruled the world, I would make it compulsory for all women from 16 to 60 to wear tight jeans, but what the hell....... if I ruled the world, that would be the least of your problems. Nice bottom encased in tight jeans...... excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom - I'll only be a few seconds...........

Ah, that's better..........

The psychological side (a woman's self-esteem, looking 'feminine' etc) - I need to think about that for a bit longer.......

And here is my other theory - clothes have a flattening effect. Every woman I have ever known intimately was bigger in the breast department when the clothes came off than I had imagined they would be. Do the boys agree?