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MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:23 pm

Tiny dick...
 
cute username...

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 5:33 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521302)
cute username...

Not a good advertisement though!!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:40 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521317)
Not a good advertisement though!!

yeah...some of us might be put off by it a bit

busterboy Jun 30th 2008 5:42 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521329)
yeah...some of us might be put off by it a bit


Only if you are using this as a way to pick up men MH...?

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 5:44 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 
What, where, when, who's got a tiny dick??:lol:

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:47 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6521334)
Only if you are using this as a way to pick up men MH...?

that's not what BE is for...

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:47 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521337)
What, where, when, who's got a tiny dick??:lol:

a shy lurker...

busterboy Jun 30th 2008 5:48 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521343)
that's not what BE is for...

Is that a statement or a badly worded question?:)

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 5:49 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521346)
a shy lurker...

Maybe he is shy cause he is tiny...awwww!!!

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 5:49 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 
Or maybe its ginormous and he's trying to mislead us?!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:52 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6521348)
Is that a statement or a badly worded question?:)

it's a fact...

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:53 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521352)
Maybe he is shy cause he is tiny...awwww!!!

maybe now is a good time to say that size isn't everything...

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 5:53 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521352)
Maybe he is shy cause he is tiny...awwww!!!

Yes..he could be a very short man called Richard!!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:54 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 
spotty dick...

lionheart Jun 30th 2008 5:54 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521354)
Or maybe its ginormous and he's trying to mislead us?!

Just like you...when actually you are the best behaved girl in Dubai:D

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 5:55 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 6521373)
Just like you...when actually you are the best behaved girl in Dubai:D

Oh bugger....you found me out.:sneaky:

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 5:57 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 
we've chased him away....hmmmmmmm

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:02 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521385)
we've chased him away....hmmmmmmm

Aah...come back Tiny!..tell us if you've got a little willy!You cant leave us guessing like this!!!!:rofl:

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:05 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521371)
spotty dick...

With custard..yum;)

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:05 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521404)
Aah...come back Tiny!..tell us if you've got a little willy!You cant leave us guessing like this!!!!:rofl:

we welcome all into our circle though...well, nearly all...

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:06 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521411)
With custard..yum;)

I don't actually know what it is...some sort of pudding or something...once saw a tin of it but it didn't look appealing for some reason...is it a British thing?

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:07 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521415)
I don't actually know what it is...some sort of pudding or something...once saw a tin of it but it didn't look appealing for some reason...is it a British thing?

Yes...one of the great British institutions!...Like jam roly poly!...ive never been a fan of it though.

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:08 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521415)
I don't actually know what it is...some sort of pudding or something...once saw a tin of it but it didn't look appealing for some reason...is it a British thing?

Yeah, it's like a big fat willy with spots on:rofl:..Nah, only joking. It's a sponge pudding with currants in.

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:10 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521423)
Yeah, it's like a big fat willy with spots on:rofl:..Nah, only joking. It's a sponge pudding with currants in.

School dinners....was always in there!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:10 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521423)
Yeah, it's like a big fat willy with spots on:rofl:..Nah, only joking. It's a sponge pudding with currants in.

British people are a bit weird...

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:11 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521430)
British people are a bit weird...

Yes they are....apart from me obviously.:D

busterboy Jun 30th 2008 6:13 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521415)
I don't actually know what it is...some sort of pudding or something...once saw a tin of it but it didn't look appealing for some reason...is it a British thing?


How up are you on 'Toad in the Hole'?

Inselaffen Jun 30th 2008 6:13 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521433)
Yes they are....apart from me obviously.:D

you are the weirdest one i have ever met.
in a nice way of course

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:14 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6521440)
How up are you on 'Toad in the Hole'?

sounds like a frog pond...

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:14 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by busterboy (Post 6521440)
How up are you on 'Toad in the Hole'?

Now thats a another big fat willy stuck in something big:rofl:

hahaha.

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:14 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 6521444)
you are the weirdest one i have ever met.
in a nice way of course

of course...

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:15 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521448)
Now thats a another big fat willy stuck in something big:rofl:

hahaha.

sausages in batter.....ooh er!:rofl:

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:26 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521415)
I don't actually know what it is...some sort of pudding or something...once saw a tin of it but it didn't look appealing for some reason...is it a British thing?

Spotted Dick-Spotted or Dog; is a traditional British dessert made from suet pastry and dried fruit—namely currants. And therein lies the first clue—the currants are the 'spots'. Secondly, the suet pastry is rolled Swiss or American Jellyroll style—that represents the 'dog'.

'Possibly "pudding" became "puddink" and "puddick" and then just "dick."

The word "dick" has appeared in any number of strange places. Around the 1840s, "dick" was used to mean a type of hard cheese; when treacle sauce was added, it became "treacle dick", and finally when currants or raisins were added (looking like little spots), the "spotted_dick" was born.

The earliest recipes for spotted dick are from 1847. For non-British readers, "spotted_dick" is a boiled suet pudding, with bits of dried fruit (usually raisins or currants) that (as already noted) look like little spots.

The Oxford Companion to Food comments that, strictly speaking, "spotted_dick" is made by taking a flat sheet, spreading sugar and raisins on it, then rolling it up. A similar dessert is "spotted dog," a plain cylinder of suet paste with the raisins and currants and sugar stuck into it, so that the spots are visible on the outside. Both spotted dick and spotted dog were traditionally boiled (or even steamed) in a cloth, but nowadays they are usually baked.

The dessert is slightly different in Ireland. In Ireland in the late 1800s, the tradition of yeast-bread manufacture was not strong, so most breads were raised with bicarbonate of soda and an acid, rather than with yeast, and thus called soda breads. Thus, the spotted_dick in Ireland is sweet soda bread, with sugar, currants, and raisins, and it's also called the spotted dog or railway cake. '
Anne

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:30 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521470)
Spotted Dick-Spotted or Dog; is a traditional British dessert made from suet pastry and dried fruit—namely currants. And therein lies the first clue—the currants are the 'spots'. Secondly, the suet pastry is rolled Swiss or American Jellyroll style—that represents the 'dog'.

'Possibly "pudding" became "puddink" and "puddick" and then just "dick."

The word "dick" has appeared in any number of strange places. Around the 1840s, "dick" was used to mean a type of hard cheese; when treacle sauce was added, it became "treacle dick", and finally when currants or raisins were added (looking like little spots), the "spotted_dick" was born.

The earliest recipes for spotted dick are from 1847. For non-British readers, "spotted_dick" is a boiled suet pudding, with bits of dried fruit (usually raisins or currants) that (as already noted) look like little spots.

The Oxford Companion to Food comments that, strictly speaking, "spotted_dick" is made by taking a flat sheet, spreading sugar and raisins on it, then rolling it up. A similar dessert is "spotted dog," a plain cylinder of suet paste with the raisins and currants and sugar stuck into it, so that the spots are visible on the outside. Both spotted dick and spotted dog were traditionally boiled (or even steamed) in a cloth, but nowadays they are usually baked.

The dessert is slightly different in Ireland. In Ireland in the late 1800s, the tradition of yeast-bread manufacture was not strong, so most breads were raised with bicarbonate of soda and an acid, rather than with yeast, and thus called soda breads. Thus, the spotted_dick in Ireland is sweet soda bread, with sugar, currants, and raisins, and it's also called the spotted dog or railway cake. '
Anne

swallow that...

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:30 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521451)
sausages in batter.....ooh er!:rofl:

Toad-in-the-Hole, also known in Norfolk as Pudding-pye-doll, has changed ingredients over the centuries. According to one theory, toad-in-the-hole began when 18th century cooks first wrapped a small piece of mutton in a large piece of suet crust to make the meat go further. This dish was thought to resemble a toad in a hole. But for the majority of the population then, as now, a 'toad' is a sausage, and the batter a Yorkshire pudding.


Yuck its nasty......:frown:

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:31 pm

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521478)
swallow that...

You mean to say that you have never tasted a spotted dick??....:ohmy:

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:31 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521479)
Toad-in-the-Hole, also known in Norfolk as Pudding-pye-doll, has changed ingredients over the centuries. According to one theory, toad-in-the-hole began when 18th century cooks first wrapped a small piece of mutton in a large piece of suet crust to make the meat go further. This dish was thought to resemble a toad in a hole. But for the majority of the population then, as now, a 'toad' is a sausage, and the batter a Yorkshire pudding.


Yuck its nasty......:frown:

I agree...disgusting.

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:33 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521481)
You mean to say that you have never tasted a spotted dick??....:ohmy:

it's hard to put your head round it isn't it...

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:33 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521482)
I agree...disgusting.

What the sausage or the pudding?

I don't like neither. I like currants:)

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:35 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521487)
it's hard to put your head round it isn't it...

you need custard with it slips down lovely then!...;)

I could just devour one now!.....:p


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