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MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:36 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521482)
I agree...disgusting.

talk about disgusting...have a look at Nu Shooz's profile...right hand corner...and then report back to me please....

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:36 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521495)
you need custard with it slips down lovely then!...;)

I could just devour one now!.....:p

You would definately need custard...stops it getting stuck in your throat!

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:38 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521498)
talk about disgusting...have a look at Nu Shooz's profile...right hand corner...and then report back to me please....

Eeeuw!..I wonder if its spotted?...yuk.

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:38 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521498)
talk about disgusting...have a look at Nu Shooz's profile...right hand corner...and then report back to me please....

:rofl: you not like??

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:39 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521501)
You would definately need custard...stops it getting stuck in your throat!

Yeah defo nothing worse!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:39 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521507)
:rofl: you not like??

it seems a bit of a waste...

lionheart Jun 30th 2008 6:41 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521482)
I agree...disgusting.

I have to disagree with you on this one...toad in the hole with sprouts, carrots and gravy is delicious...preferably pork skinless sausages in my view.

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:42 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521509)
it seems a bit of a waste...

So you don't like to eat sauteed ball sack and penis, taste delicious.

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 6:42 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521509)
it seems a bit of a waste...

I agree.....I wouldnt want to eat a meal that large!:rofl:

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:42 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521498)
talk about disgusting...have a look at Nu Shooz's profile...right hand corner...and then report back to me please....

Now thats put me off my lunch!!..............:frown:

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:43 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521518)
Now thats put me off my lunch!!..............:frown:

sorry....

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:44 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6521516)
So you don't like to eat sauteed ball sack and penis, taste delicious.

thinking of going vegetarian...

Nu-Shooz Jun 30th 2008 6:44 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521518)
Now thats put me off my lunch!!..............:frown:

Don't be daft, you sleep with one every night.

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 6:50 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521522)
sorry....

ive sent you something on facebook...;)

Madam Medusa Jun 30th 2008 6:54 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 
toad in the hole with mash and onion gravy, or mini toad in the holes with horseradish, is really, really delicious...

MM, xx

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 6:57 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521535)
ive sent you something on facebook...;)

can't see it...

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:02 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521553)
can't see it...

You need to click home at the top of the page and it will come up as a notification and add your fun wall!

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:03 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6521544)
toad in the hole with mash and onion gravy, or mini toad in the holes with horseradish, is really, really delicious...

MM, xx

Yuck dont like bangers and mash either...might cook em tonight tho with pleanty of tinned tomatos!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 7:06 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521565)
You need to click home at the top of the page and it will come up as a notification and add your fun wall!

oh how complicated is all that....I am an old woman, don't forget...

Madam Medusa Jun 30th 2008 7:07 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521568)
Yuck dont like bangers and mash either...might cook em tonight tho with pleanty of tinned tomatos!

eeuuwww no...tinned tomatoes with mash are just wrong...

MM, xx

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:12 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521576)
oh how complicated is all that....I am an old woman, don't forget...

you only have to click one button :lol:
and your funwall is attached! Its worth it i assure you!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 7:13 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521591)
you only have to click one button :lol:
and your funwall is attached! Its worth it i assure you!

I have sort of by chance got a Fluffy now...but no fun wall as of yet...

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:16 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521596)
I have sort of by chance got a Fluffy now...but no fun wall as of yet...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Its should be top of your page... and say fun wall request...???
I send the fluffys to everyone coz i get points to feed my fluff! You can pet my fluff if you want...;)

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 7:17 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521604)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Its should be top of your page... and say fun wall request...???
I send the fluffys to everyone coz i get points to feed my fluff! You can pet my fluff if you want...;)

no...nothing...drives me MAD

Inselaffen Jun 30th 2008 7:18 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521606)
no...nothing...drives me MAD

pity we can't do it on BE then

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 7:20 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6521580)
eeuuwww no...tinned tomatoes with mash are just wrong...

MM, xx

bangers,mash,fried onions and baked beans.lovely.:D

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 7:22 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 6521611)
pity we can't do it on BE then

what...fluff petting

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:28 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521624)
what...fluff petting

under your fluff it says feed, pet ,give a gift you need to pet your fluff once a day or he will be upset. You can go into my profile and pet mine too and get 5 money which you can spend in the fluff shop on food for your fluff they give you money to start with you go to the fluff shop and buy some food for it! then click on the feed button and feed him!:D

I have sent the superwall invitation once again to you!

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 7:29 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521641)
under your fluff it says feed, pet ,give a gift you need to pet your fluff once a day or he will be upset. You can go into my profile and pet mine too and get 5 money which you can spend in the fluff shop on food for your fluff they give you money to start with you go to the fluff shop and buy some food for it! then click on the feed button and feed him!:D

I have sent the superwall invitation once again to you!

omg...I have a hard enough time satisfying everyone here on BE everyday...

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 7:29 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521641)
under your fluff it says feed, pet ,give a gift you need to pet your fluff once a day or he will be upset. You can go into my profile and pet mine too and get 5 money which you can spend in the fluff shop on food for your fluff they give you money to start with you go to the fluff shop and buy some food for it! then click on the feed button and feed him!:D

I have sent the superwall invitation once again to you!

Oh my god.....fluff petting?Fluff shops?..are you serious?!!:rofl:

lionheart Jun 30th 2008 7:50 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521641)
under your fluff it says feed, pet ,give a gift you need to pet your fluff once a day or he will be upset. You can go into my profile and pet mine too and get 5 money which you can spend in the fluff shop on food for your fluff they give you money to start with you go to the fluff shop and buy some food for it! then click on the feed button and feed him!:D I have sent the superwall invitation once again to you!

What a load of infantile bollocks...Facebook is a complete waste of space and time in my opinion...give me the real world anytime.

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:51 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6521647)
Oh my god.....fluff petting?Fluff shops?..are you serious?!!:rofl:

Of course...Ive just petted Matta's fluff...;)

twinkle-star Jun 30th 2008 7:52 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 6521702)
What a load of infantile bollocks...Facebook is a complete waste of space and time in my opinion...give me the real world anytime.

And this is the real world is it???:rofl::rofl:

MissDemeanor Jun 30th 2008 7:52 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521703)
Of course...Ive just petted Matta's fluff...;)

:rofl::rofl:

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 7:52 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 6521702)
What a load of infantile bollocks...Facebook is a complete waste of space and time in my opinion...give me the real world anytime.

cyber petting might be the only chance you get...

Spugsy Jun 30th 2008 8:17 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 6521702)
What a load of infantile bollocks...Facebook is a complete waste of space and time in my opinion...give me the real world anytime.

is this the real world lionhelmet?

Spugsy Jun 30th 2008 8:18 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 6521703)
Of course...Ive just petted Matta's fluff...;)

we all have at one point or another...

MataHari Jun 30th 2008 8:23 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 6521764)
we all have at one point or another...

I have to go and lie down for a bit now...

Spugsy Jun 30th 2008 10:04 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521774)
I have to go and lie down for a bit now...

I wonder imagine after your fluff being stroked so vigourously you would pet....you poor thing.

Buzz Lightyear Jun 30th 2008 10:37 pm

Re: Tiny dick...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6521302)
cute username...

mite as well call yourself "small dick,shit in bed and boaring" get it over a done with..


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