Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
Jul 18th 2016, 9:21 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
when your colleagues do a number 2 in the toilets...like seriously, dumps should be strictly at home!
Jul 18th 2016, 9:23 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
hahahahahaha
back in UK i'd do my number 2 in the ladies!! The mens was gross. Funny thing is there was only two ladies in the office and hearing one moaning about the others dumping issues was hilarious!
"How could a women cause such havoc" hahahahahahaha
Jul 18th 2016, 10:38 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
In fact, just stop and think - you're getting paid to shit. Paid poo's are the best.
Jul 18th 2016, 10:52 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
No way would I want my day-after-a-vindaloo-and-9-pints dump-reek in my own home. I believe that's where the expression "Don't shit on your doorstep" came from.
Jul 18th 2016, 11:06 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
you can't be serious? I couldn't imagine anything worse than having to take a dump in any public facility....besides what kind of bowl movements do you all have that you sh*t during the day???
Jul 18th 2016, 11:30 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
Jul 18th 2016, 11:31 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
This thread has gone down the toilet very quickly....
Jul 18th 2016, 11:51 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
'the average person poops approximately once a day—about 1 ounce of stool for each 12 pounds of her or his body weight. That means a person weighing 160 pounds produces an average of just under a pound of poop each day.'
Jul 18th 2016, 11:56 am
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Re: Those Little Things that Annoy the Life out of You
I'm regular like clock-work....once a day, as soon as I wake up...which is how it should be....not frigging pooping throughout the day like some little kid.