Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
Jun 5th 2008, 9:45 pm
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Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
.........well, would you rather go to the one in Stockholm, or the one in Aberdeen......?? 
Jun 6th 2008, 3:52 am
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
ok - so you are asking a fifty-fifty question...
mmmmm Aberdeen
...Angus
mmmmm Aberdeen
...Angus
Jun 6th 2008, 8:26 am
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
Jun 6th 2008, 8:55 am
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
No brainer....Aberdeen of course !
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
Speaking for yourself obviously! Where in Sweden is this nightclub?....please
Jun 6th 2008, 9:55 am
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
No brainer....Aberdeen of course !
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
...... and the men are just as bad............
Nobody would WANT to score there........ and presumably those pictures were taken BEFORE the obligatory fights broke out......
......... and in my experience, Swedish girls are very welcoming to foreigners.
And if you are not going to score in EITHER club, you have only one choice - admire the scenery........... Aberdeen? No thanks.
Jun 6th 2008, 1:43 pm
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
It's you who are winding up the Scots...almost akin to trolling.
You're signature backs me up on that one !
Anyway you should compare apples with apples...say the night club from Stockholm (capital) with a similar one from Edinburgh (capital).
Perhaps if you name your home town in the UK...one can go online and search the weekly club scene magazines and find a similar bunch of photos to those you presented for Aberdeen.
Where's SE on this one...like to see a native Aberdonian's say ??
All in jest !!
You're signature backs me up on that one !
Anyway you should compare apples with apples...say the night club from Stockholm (capital) with a similar one from Edinburgh (capital).
Perhaps if you name your home town in the UK...one can go online and search the weekly club scene magazines and find a similar bunch of photos to those you presented for Aberdeen.
Where's SE on this one...like to see a native Aberdonian's say ??
All in jest !!
Jun 6th 2008, 7:57 pm
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
after seeing this I do hope that ScotSEXPest didint meet his Mrs somewhere like that. She'd put me off the quiz!
Jun 7th 2008, 7:32 am
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
No brainer....Aberdeen of course !
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
Aberdeen:
1. You'd blend in easily !
2. They speak English, well sort of...and would be readily approachable.
3. May not be blonde babes...but would readily chat with you, have a drink and a laugh with you, and just have a good time.
4. You'd remember the night for the fun time and laughs you would have had and the friends that you made, and probably would stay late or until closing.
5. High probability that you would have scored. In Aberdeen, you only need offer a quine (lass) a chip from your poke of chips to score !
Stockholm:
1. You'd struggle to blend in...being a foreigner.
2. They speak Swedish mainly but would probably make the effort to make small chit chat with you in English, and then get back to their compatriots.
3. Yeah ! Nice looking blonde babes...always looking in the many mirrors in the club or over their shoulders for a handsome Sven.
4. You'd probably remember the night for the little fun and few laughs that you had, the aloofness of the blondes on the dance floor or bar area, and the fact that you would have left the club early.
5. High probability that you would NOT have scored.
and beer costs about eight quid a pint in Sweden...
Jun 7th 2008, 2:26 pm
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Re: Swedish or Scottish nightclub?
Aberdeen if full of skanky mingers....trust me i know...
