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shakh your bootie Jul 10th 2007 4:42 am

Strictly 4 the boyz....
 
So I'm driving back to my motel listening to a talk show. Apparently a court in CA awarded a bloke over $1m for emotional damages when his bird up and left him for another man. So today's question is:

How much would you sue your woman for if she dumped you for another guy?

jvr20 Jul 10th 2007 4:59 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5034014)
So I'm driving back to my motel listening to a talk show. Apparently a court in CA awarded a bloke over $1m for emotional damages when his bird up and left him for another man. So today's question is:

How much would you sue your woman for if she dumped you for another guy?

What, you mean talk shows in the US have topics other than:

* UFO sightings / secret messages on Beatles LPs if you play them backwards
* right wing neo [email protected] shock jocks who cut you off and call you names if you don't agree with everything the station's owner thinks

On a week long road trip a couple of years ago the night time talk shows were all about the above :eek:

shakh your bootie Jul 10th 2007 5:00 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by jvr20 (Post 5034067)
What, you mean talk shows in the US have topics other than:

* UFO sightings / secret messages on Beatles LPs if you play them backwards
* right wing neo [email protected] shock jocks who cut you off and call you names if you don't agree with everything the station's owner thinks

On a week long road trip a couple of years ago the night time talk shows were all about the above :eek:

Interesting. Now. How much for your who'ze bag???

Miss Eck Jul 10th 2007 6:08 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5034014)
So I'm driving back to my motel listening to a talk show. Apparently a court in CA awarded a bloke over $1m for emotional damages when his bird up and left him for another man. So today's question is:

How much would you sue your woman for if she dumped you for another guy?

Some guys may even pay the guy to take her!!!

shakh your bootie Jul 10th 2007 6:10 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5034204)
Some guys may even pay the guy to take her!!!

Have you got facial hair? If no, get outta here.

{BTW - how much is yr fella willing to pay?? ;)}

Miss Eck Jul 10th 2007 6:15 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5034210)
Have you got facial hair? If no, get outta here.

{BTW - how much is yr fella willing to pay?? ;)}

I could wear one of those fake beards if it helps???

BTW, he would not sell me.

shakh your bootie Jul 10th 2007 6:18 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5034216)
I could wear one of those fake beards if it helps???

BTW, he would not sell me.

Beardz don't help when the boyz get wasted & have a pi**ing competition... Yee-hah.

{ oh dear, i really think it's time i left the land of the statute of bigotory..}

Miss Eck Jul 10th 2007 6:20 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5034223)
Beardz don't help when the boyz get wasted & have a pi**ing competition... Yee-hah.

{ oh dear, i really think it's time i left the land of the statute of bigotory..}

Okay ... I'm outta here.

BTW, women have things that all men want :rofl:

shakh your bootie Jul 10th 2007 6:23 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5034226)
Okay ... I'm outta here.

BTW, women have things that all men want :rofl:

Only til they get past that oedipal thang, honey...

MataHari Jul 10th 2007 6:32 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 
I am happy to see that no one is taking this thread seriously...

shakh your bootie Jul 10th 2007 6:45 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5034246)
I am happy to see that no one is taking this thread seriously...

Hey. I'm tryin to create a space for the men on here to voice their deepest thoughts without fear of female censor. An' you pendulously unendowed female types ain't a helpin my cause. So can it, sister...

MataHari Jul 10th 2007 6:47 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5034275)
Hey. I'm tryin to create a space for the men on here to voice their deepest thoughts without fear of female censor. An' you pendulously unendowed female types ain't a helpin my cause. So can it, sister...

Men have never been afraid to voice their deepest thoughts to me...in fact, they tell me I encourage them to do so...

littlejimmy Jul 10th 2007 6:59 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5034281)
Men have never been afraid to voice their deepest thoughts to me...in fact, they tell me I encourage them to do so...

We call her Dirty Hari.

Miss Eck Jul 10th 2007 6:59 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5034275)
Hey. I'm tryin to create a space for the men on here to voice their deepest thoughts without fear of female censor. An' you pendulously unendowed female types ain't a helpin my cause. So can it, sister...

I am sure Conf will have lots to add to this thread once he comes online!

MataHari Jul 10th 2007 7:01 am

Re: Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 5034311)
We call her Dirty Hari.

keep on talking baby...


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