Strictly 4 the boyz....
 

So I'm driving back to my motel listening to a talk show. Apparently a court in CA awarded a bloke over $1m for emotional damages when his bird up and left him for another man. So today's question is:

How much would you sue your woman for if she dumped you for another guy?

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What, you mean talk shows in the US have topics other than:

* UFO sightings / secret messages on Beatles LPs if you play them backwards
* right wing neo N@zi shock jocks who cut you off and call you names if you don't agree with everything the station's owner thinks

On a week long road trip a couple of years ago the night time talk shows were all about the above :eek:

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Interesting. Now. How much for your who'ze bag???

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Some guys may even pay the guy to take her!!!

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Have you got facial hair? If no, get outta here.

{BTW - how much is yr fella willing to pay?? ;)}

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I could wear one of those fake beards if it helps???

BTW, he would not sell me.

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Beardz don't help when the boyz get wasted & have a pi**ing competition... Yee-hah.

{ oh dear, i really think it's time i left the land of the statute of bigotory..}

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Okay ... I'm outta here.

BTW, women have things that all men want :rofl:

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Only til they get past that oedipal thang, honey...

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I am happy to see that no one is taking this thread seriously...

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Hey. I'm tryin to create a space for the men on here to voice their deepest thoughts without fear of female censor. An' you pendulously unendowed female types ain't a helpin my cause. So can it, sister...

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Men have never been afraid to voice their deepest thoughts to me...in fact, they tell me I encourage them to do so...

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We call her Dirty Hari.

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I am sure Conf will have lots to add to this thread once he comes online!

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keep on talking baby...

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AAgh.. pink invasion alert. Can't you girls give us this one thing. Just once... Some sanctuary.... Without panty-hose hung out to dry on the shower rail, and tampons cloggin the loo???

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Just call them snakes with tits. That'll learn 'em.

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Oh you must not have seen the new invention replacing tampons ... BC will post it up I am sure!! No more blocked loos for you.

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The only reason Greek guys grow a tash..is so they can look like the Mums...

:rofl:

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Ha, ha. Bit like the Spaniards as well.

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I had a dinner lady with a 'tache that Groucho Marx woulda been proud of. I was seven, and it was very... formative.

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Hmm. So far 33.33% of replies to this thread have been posted by members of the fairer sex. Proof positive of their illiteracy????

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illiteracy???? or illiteracy? :)

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Ah Beebs. Your posts make me want to watch Doris Day movies... And get real..oedipal.Ah. :wub:

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I can't understand why :confused: ... and anyway, thought you were on holiday, what you doing on here, shouldn't you be out shakin your bootie?

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Call me an old fart. Was in meetings all day, out for a bizzie dinner. Now back in my motel waiting for a flight early tomorrow morning.... My bootie is very far from shakin'.

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where u off to next then.. the UK to see your babes? And did you get the b'day pressie sorted?
Maybe it can shake a bit over there ;)

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I'm flying to Philly tomorrow to see an old & much loved friend, then to the UK to be with the girlies. Birthday pressie transpired to be a prada 'phone. Laden with hippy-chic gifts from Laguna Beach. Beyond that, I do not know. Am leaving the US with a job offer and a proposal for a new biz venture in the UAE. Am thinking to let the breeze blow and see what happens...

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the world is your oyster...

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but the future's a clam..

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smells a bit fishy...

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now don't lets go down the road of fish-smell jokes... This is meant to be a guy thread, remember???

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Oh.. they will love you :wub: Where abouts are they in the UK?

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Poole, Dorset. My eldest has alarmed me by revealing that she hangs out at Sandbanks drinking beer with boys from Bournemouth Grammar. It could be worse, I suppose, if she were hanging with the louts from the comp...

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The grammar boys will soon start to seem dull... :eek:

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i would really prefer not to think about that. She's 15, and still a baby.

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Looks like the boy's locker room has a peephole the size of a Dodge pickup...

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at last. the voice of sanity. keefak, inta?

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Tig he saheeb,chik chak...apko???

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Bas. Zawajatak bikam???