The spiteful cows !!

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Aug 5th 2009, 3:22 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza

What did you want us to do?
Light candles, sprinkle Holy Water over it and get on our knees to .......
......pray

That's more like it......

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Originally Posted by kittycat1

My sincere apologies- I didn't mean to mock your fetishes

- promise I'll keep a straight face as I put your pubes in rollers.....

Next chic I date is gonna be a nice Hindu girl - they know how to worhip a lingam....

Aug 5th 2009, 7:25 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by kittycat1

Hmm not quite a Bobbit but good effort!

Never quite sure why people get like this- if the relationships not working just walk away....(and leave raw fish jammed in the floorboards and rub chillis in his underwear)

Nice use of the word tryst though- good word!

Aaaaaaaaw no Kitty!!, stick with m-e-e-t-i-n-g- please?

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Aug 7th 2009, 10:54 am

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by kittycat1

My sincere apologies- I didn't mean to mock your fetishes

- promise I'll keep a straight face as I put your pubes in rollers.....

imagine the state of his cock when they get teh superglue off?

He'd be terrified to get a root on for ages after that.

Saying that, those daft cows are looking at 6 years inside? Who's worse off?

Aug 7th 2009, 11:14 am

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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imagine the state of his cock when they get the superglue off?

I'd rather not!

I do think their actions were a bit extreme but I guess these bunnyboiler types put the fear of god into men for the rest of us! A woman scorned and all that....

Aug 7th 2009, 12:00 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by kittycat1

I'd rather not!

I do think their actions were a bit extreme but I guess these bunnyboiler types put the fear of god into men for the rest of us! A woman scorned and all that....

Do you like your men to fear you, then, KC?

Aug 7th 2009, 12:28 pm

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Do you like your men to fear you, then, KC?

Actually no I don't. In my opinion two of the most important personailty traits are loyalty and honesty. If a guy treats me like shit I walk away- simple as that- no second chances no nothing- their loss.

Lifes too precious to spend it being bitter and twisted.

Aug 7th 2009, 12:59 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by kittycat1

I'd rather not!

I do think their actions were a bit extreme but I guess these bunnyboiler types put the fear of god into men for the rest of us! A woman scorned and all that....

you bloody women, now Samuca! Is nothing sacred??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-genitals.html

Aug 7th 2009, 2:45 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by kittycat1

Loyalty and honesty, eh? My favourite trait in a person is imagination.....

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Originally Posted by Spugsy

you bloody women, now Samuca! Is nothing sacred??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-genitals.html

Great balls of fire! That chic has a sense of humour....

Aug 7th 2009, 4:48 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie

Willy-face painting????? It could be a whole new dimension to your business. After all, we need to find the next innovation in male grooming after back, sack'n'crack...

or, they could try this...

I daren't actually post the pictures, but scroll down to the bottom of the page and you'll see. Ouch.

Aug 7th 2009, 5:00 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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or, they could try this...

I daren't actually post the pictures, but scroll down to the bottom of the page and you'll see. Ouch.

Aaaarrrhh, maaaan. That musta hurt - or he was under anaethetic???? Cripes.

Aug 7th 2009, 5:04 pm

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or, they could try this...

I daren't actually post the pictures, but scroll down to the bottom of the page and you'll see. Ouch.

Give me a clue what that link shows please......... it's blocked here..........

Aug 7th 2009, 5:08 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

Ouch !

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/arti...ntid=148993703

Amateurs

Aug 7th 2009, 5:13 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Give me a clue what that link shows please......... it's blocked here..........

It shows a close-up of a fully tattoo'd penis, the theme being a dragon and there's not a patch of flesh that hasn't been coloured. Oh, and he had the underside done... and his balls.

Aug 7th 2009, 5:14 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

This thread seems very popular with kitty-katy-cat type posters. Can't remember who's who now.

Aug 7th 2009, 6:29 pm

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Re: The spiteful cows !!

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Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty

It shows a close-up of a fully tattoo'd penis, the theme being a dragon and there's not a patch of flesh that hasn't been coloured. Oh, and he had the underside done... and his balls.

it is pretty spectacular though.

I can't imagine the pain itmust have caused though, bejaysus!

Look at peewee herman though, arf arf!

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