The spiteful cows !!

Old Aug 5th 2009, 1:36 pm
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Ouch !

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Hmm not quite a Bobbit but good effort!

Never quite sure why people get like this- if the relationships not working just walk away....(and leave raw fish jammed in the floorboards and rub chillis in his underwear)

Nice use of the word tryst though- good word!
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Wonder what was used to unglue him and if it hurt. He sounds like a lowlife anyway.
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Wonder what was used to unglue him and if it hurt.
Nail polish remover generally gets rid of superglue- learnt that the hard way- fingers stuck to each other- and yes it left my fingers somewhat irritated and stinging and very red, so I can only imagine it would be quite painful ona more sensitive body part!
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Nail polish remover generally gets rid of superglue- learnt that the hard way- fingers stuck to each other- and yes it left my fingers somewhat irritated and stinging and very red, so I can only imagine it would be quite painful ona more sensitive body part!
Nail polish remover applied to the penis with one of those little brushes?

That's curiously kinky........
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kinky
I think it would sting like f**k!

Can whack some nipple clamps on at the same time if you fancy it?
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I think it would sting like f**k!

Can whack some nipple clamps on at the same time if you fancy it?
Would it sting? Perhaps not, then. I am unacquianted with the stuff.... It was the juxtaposition of a uniquely feminine item with a uniquely male one that caught the imagination.

You can keep the nipple clamps for Bangleman - he likes that kind of thing.
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lol yes I'm sure anything that abrasive would hurt if you put it on your willy- why don't you try it and let us know on a scale of 1-10. Remember if you were really stuck you may need to soak your willy in it for a while......
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It was the juxtaposition of a uniquely feminine item with a uniquely male one that caught the imagination
Perhaps you could have your willy made over- bit of eye shadow here, lip gloss there- make ups all tested on animals so Im sure it'd be fine all over your willy and you could end up with something quite pretty- perhaps there is a gap in the market here. Willy makeovers-Hows that grab you?

Actually I did once... actually I won't go there....
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Perhaps you could have your willy made over- bit of eye shadow here, lip gloss there- make ups all tested on animals so Im sure it'd be fine all over your willy and you could end up with something quite pretty- perhaps there is a gap in the market here. Willy makeovers-Hows that grab you?

Actually I did once... actually I won't go there....
Hmm. Somehow all the joy has been removed from the idea for me.....

Willy-face painting????? It could be a whole new dimension to your business. After all, we need to find the next innovation in male grooming after back, sack'n'crack...
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Actually I did once... actually I won't go there....
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I'll leave someone else to start that one I think.
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The problem is that you ladies are not being properly serious.

I was talking about veneration of the phallus, you wanted to draw silly pictures all over it.
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The problem is that you ladies are not being properly serious.

I was talking about veneration of the phallus, you wanted to draw silly pictures all over it.
What did you want us to do?
Light candles, sprinkle Holy Water over it and get on our knees to .......
......pray
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The problem is that you ladies are not being properly serious.

I was talking about veneration of the phallus, you wanted to draw silly pictures all over it.
My sincere apologies- I didn't mean to mock your fetishes - promise I'll keep a straight face as I put your pubes in rollers.....
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