The spiteful cows !!
Aug 5th 2009, 1:36 pm
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Aug 5th 2009, 1:43 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
Hmm not quite a Bobbit but good effort!
Never quite sure why people get like this- if the relationships not working just walk away....(and leave raw fish jammed in the floorboards and rub chillis in his underwear)
Nice use of the word tryst though- good word!
Never quite sure why people get like this- if the relationships not working just walk away....(and leave raw fish jammed in the floorboards and rub chillis in his underwear)
Nice use of the word tryst though- good word!
Aug 5th 2009, 1:59 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
Wonder what was used to unglue him and if it hurt. He sounds like a lowlife anyway.
Aug 5th 2009, 2:06 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
Wonder what was used to unglue him and if it hurt.
Aug 5th 2009, 2:10 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
That's curiously kinky........
Aug 5th 2009, 2:13 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
kinky
Can whack some nipple clamps on at the same time if you fancy it?
Aug 5th 2009, 2:16 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
You can keep the nipple clamps for Bangleman - he likes that kind of thing.
Aug 5th 2009, 2:23 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
lol yes I'm sure anything that abrasive would hurt if you put it on your willy- why don't you try it and let us know on a scale of 1-10. Remember if you were really stuck you may need to soak your willy in it for a while...... 
Aug 5th 2009, 2:27 pm
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It was the juxtaposition of a uniquely feminine item with a uniquely male one that caught the imagination
Actually I did once... actually I won't go there....
Aug 5th 2009, 2:31 pm
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Perhaps you could have your willy made over- bit of eye shadow here, lip gloss there- make ups all tested on animals so Im sure it'd be fine all over your willy and you could end up with something quite pretty- perhaps there is a gap in the market here. Willy makeovers-Hows that grab you?
Actually I did once... actually I won't go there....
Actually I did once... actually I won't go there....
Willy-face painting????? It could be a whole new dimension to your business. After all, we need to find the next innovation in male grooming after back, sack'n'crack...
Aug 5th 2009, 2:32 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
I'll leave someone else to start that one I think. 
Aug 5th 2009, 2:53 pm
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Aug 5th 2009, 2:56 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
Light candles, sprinkle Holy Water over it and get on our knees to .......
......pray
Aug 5th 2009, 2:58 pm
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Re: The spiteful cows !!
The problem is that you ladies are not being properly serious.
I was talking about veneration of the phallus, you wanted to draw silly pictures all over it.
I was talking about veneration of the phallus, you wanted to draw silly pictures all over it.
- promise I'll keep a straight face as I put your pubes in rollers.....
