My brother sleep walks regularly. He goes to bed in track suit bottoms, socks and a top just in case. When he shared a house in Dubai with a work mate, he forgot to tell him. His mate - a mercurial Algerian - woke up one night to find my brother, a large, scary looking chap at the best of times, at the foot of his bed and the house mate thought he was about to get buggered.

He also walked while staying at The Royal meridian. Wifey woke up to banging on the door - he'd been found asleep in a chair by the lifts. Apparently they'd watched him on camera and decided he was harmless!

It's quite frightening. You can't leave the house keys anywhere he will find them if he's staying. I found him in the garden on the trampoline once - not bouncing just lying there asleep.

In other news, One New Year's Eve I caught my mum crouched down about to pee in the corner of my bedroom. She thought it was the toilet...

A friend's brother sleep walked one night in a house we were at. A few of us were up late boozing and he walked out past us into the kitchen fast asleep.

He proceeded to open a kitchen cabinet which had a bin where the lid flipped open as the cabinet door opened. He opened this up and took a surprisingly accurate piss into the bin then returned to bed.

The chap in question still doesn't believe he did this.

Awesome stories.

A mate of mine once got up in the night in his new flat after an evening of boozing. He slightly misjudged the location of the loo and pissed in the oven. Next day he whacked the oven onto heat up. After an hour of searching for the source of the steadily increasing stench he opened the oven to find an oven tray brimmed with boiling hot piss! Nice!