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Silly season is almost over...!!!!

Old Jul 26th 2015, 12:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Leannmean View Post
Who the hell is that " RedShark" guy ???
He is a mindless moron.
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Old Jul 26th 2015, 2:41 pm
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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

Originally Posted by Leannmean View Post
Who the hell is that " RedShark" guy ???
I would answer this question with a famous verse from a famous poem by a famous tenth century Arab poet when he was asked the same question- he went:
The horses, the dark nights, and the deserts know me best.
The swards, the inks, and the books know me well too
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Old Jul 26th 2015, 5:23 pm
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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

Originally Posted by redShark View Post
I would answer this question with a famous verse from a famous poem by a famous tenth century Arab poet when he was asked the same question- he went:
The horses, the dark nights, and the deserts know me best.
The swards, the inks, and the books know me well too
You really fall into the category of "See You Next Tuesday" don't you?
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Old Jul 26th 2015, 8:46 pm
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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

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You really fall into the category of "See You Next Tuesday" don't you?
William Faulkner had a say which later on became a very famous English say. That say, however, was not actually complete and precise because it only described one category of people. I had decided, therefore, to make it more comprehensive by adding some extension to it and, behold, now this infamous say become able to describe other category of people, such as yourself. But don’t shit your pants, I am not going to put the new say here- Though I will be robbed of a good laugh!!!
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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

Originally Posted by redShark View Post
William Faulkner had a say which later on became a very famous English say. That say, however, was not actually complete and precise because it only described one category of people. I had decided, therefore, to make it more comprehensive by adding some extension to it and, behold, now this infamous say become able to describe other category of people, such as yourself. But don’t shit your pants, I am not going to put the new say here- Though I will be robbed of a good laugh!!!
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Old Jul 27th 2015, 5:43 am
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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

Originally Posted by redShark View Post
William Faulkner had a say which later on became a very famous English say. That say, however, was not actually complete and precise because it only described one category of people. I had decided, therefore, to make it more comprehensive by adding some extension to it and, behold, now this infamous say become able to describe other category of people, such as yourself. But don’t shit your pants, I am not going to put the new say here- Though I will be robbed of a good laugh!!!
Your normal ranting arguments I can understand. And after all, it's not your fault blinkers and enforced opinions were part of your life from birth.

But what the hell are you on about now? Surely you can do better? This looks almost like you used a random word generator..
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Old Jul 27th 2015, 6:22 am
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Originally Posted by norsk View Post
This looks almost like you used a random word generator..
or several runs through google translator
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Old Jul 28th 2015, 8:28 am
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Originally Posted by redShark View Post
William Faulkner had a say which later on became a very famous English say. That say, however, was not actually complete and precise because it only described one category of people. I had decided, therefore, to make it more comprehensive by adding some extension to it and, behold, now this infamous say become able to describe other category of people, such as yourself. But don’t shit your pants, I am not going to put the new say here- Though I will be robbed of a good laugh!!!
typing with one hand does that you know!
you need to unvirgin yourself soon brother....very soon!
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Old Jul 28th 2015, 10:19 am
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The "swards" ???? seriously ?
the least you could do is to spell check especially when you are trying to be slick and give a smart a$$ answer ....

I tried to understand your incoherent last comment to no avail , glad that I wasn't the only one . smh
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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper View Post
typing with one hand does that you know!
you need to unvirgin yourself soon brother....very soon!

Don’t you worry in the slightest, I have done that a very long time ago, but I must confess that I actually didn’t do it willingly. I had to do it out of pity for those soft genders who had been inundateing me with calls upon calls to put them out of their emotional misery. Man, you just don’t have a clue what it is like to be under the pressure of soft genders having a big time crush on you, … you just have no clue my friend..
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Old Jul 28th 2015, 10:12 pm
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Originally Posted by redShark View Post
Don’t you worry in the slightest, I have done that a very long time ago, but I must confess that I actually didn’t do it willingly. I had to do it out of pity for those soft genders who had been inundateing me with calls upon calls to put them out of their emotional misery. Man, you just don’t have a clue what it is like to be under the pressure of soft genders having a big time crush on you, … you just have no clue my friend..
I feel the key words here are 'didn't do it willingly' and 'emotional misery'!
Thanks for the good laugh man, I really needed that
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Old Jul 29th 2015, 6:01 am
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Originally Posted by redShark View Post
Don’t you worry in the slightest, I have done that a very long time ago, but I must confess that I actually didn’t do it willingly. I had to do it out of pity for those soft genders who had been inundateing me with calls upon calls to put them out of their emotional misery. Man, you just don’t have a clue what it is like to be under the pressure of soft genders having a big time crush on you, … you just have no clue my friend..
That's probably the best thing I'll read all week. Thanks
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Old Jul 29th 2015, 6:44 am
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The emotional misery probably came later... or not at all
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Old Jul 29th 2015, 7:27 am
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It's the "soft genders" that's so revealing. PinkMinnow: girls are generally referred to as the "gentle sex", and boys who allow you to do things to them aren't a different gender from other boys, they're just boys who like boys. There are only two genders (unless you're in Thailand). Are you a giver or a receiver? Its ok, you can tell us: you're amongst friends.

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Default Re: Silly season is almost over...!!!!

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Don’t you worry in the slightest, I have done that a very long time ago, but I must confess that I actually didn’t do it willingly.
Has your sphincter recovered?
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