Silly question outta boredom
Mar 17th 2008, 8:42 pm
#31
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Re: Silly question outta boredom
1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? - 12 months
2. If a doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? - 1 hour
3. I went to bed at eight 8 'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine 9 'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? - 1 hour
4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? - 70
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? - 9 sheep
6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? - The match
7. A man builds a house with 4 sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along, what color is the bear? - White
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? - An Apple (???) - 2 apples
9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? - 2 animals none, was Noah's ark
10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, What's the name of the driver? - Scotsexpat
Not sure about number 8, though..........
Thanks for giving me something to think about, zam, Been brain dead this last week but at least I now have St Paddys to look forward to this afternoon.....
2. If a doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? - 1 hour
3. I went to bed at eight 8 'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine 9 'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? - 1 hour
4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? - 70
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? - 9 sheep
6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? - The match
7. A man builds a house with 4 sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along, what color is the bear? - White
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? - An Apple (???) - 2 apples
9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? - 2 animals none, was Noah's ark
10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, What's the name of the driver? - Scotsexpat
Not sure about number 8, though..........
Thanks for giving me something to think about, zam, Been brain dead this last week but at least I now have St Paddys to look forward to this afternoon.....
no worries bro
Last edited by zamboooka; Mar 17th 2008 at 9:03 pm.
Mar 18th 2008, 6:41 am
#32
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Re: Silly question outta boredom
Im so blonde...and thick.
I just cant understand how number 3 only go an hours sleep??
And the pills...why isnt it an hour and a half?
I just cant understand how number 3 only go an hours sleep??
And the pills...why isnt it an hour and a half?
Mar 18th 2008, 6:56 am
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Re: Silly question outta boredom
He "wound up the clock" so its not a digital clock.. cant tell between am and pm..
Mar 18th 2008, 7:08 am
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Re: Silly question outta boredom
well,fair play..our little kilt wearer is a clever boy.Maybe its all the haggis!
Mar 18th 2008, 9:23 am
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Re: Silly question outta boredom
A French version of the proverbial dumb blonde joke (secretary parking her car)!
Translations for the non-francophones:
le fou de boulot - office idiot
le patron - the boss
la secretaire blonde - blonde secretary
Translations for the non-francophones:
le fou de boulot - office idiot
le patron - the boss
la secretaire blonde - blonde secretary
