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Old Feb 16th 2009, 9:04 am
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Default Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...

The old proverbial "What's under a Scotsman's kilt ??" may no longer be a mystery. A kilt-hire company insists underwear must be worn by men for reasons of hygiene. Though no mention of of women ?

I always thought they dry-cleaned kilts or suits between hirers.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...nts.4982040.jp

..before anyone asks, there's nothing worn under my kilt...everything is in fine working order !
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And here is a stool for those that own their own kilt...

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Default Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...

Originally Posted by MacScot View Post
The old proverbial "What's under a Scotsman's kilt ??" may no longer be a mystery. A kilt-hire company insists underwear must be worn by men for reasons of hygiene. Though no mention of of women ?

I always thought they dry-cleaned kilts or suits between hirers.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...nts.4982040.jp

..before anyone asks, there's nothing worn under my kilt...everything is in fine working order !
do women go commando when they wear kilts as well then?
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Default Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...

Originally Posted by Spugsy View Post
do women go commando when they wear kilts as well then?
I've never known a woman to go commando..knickers were always in order !

or

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas !
Nicolas who ?
Nicholas Scotswomen shouldn't wear kilts !

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And here is a stool for those that own their own kilt...

..surely that's a wee boy's chair...
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Default Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...

Originally Posted by MacScot View Post
I've never known a woman to go commando..knickers were always in order !

or

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas !
Nicolas who ?
Nicholas Scotswomen shouldn't wear kilts !
Could be you don't know the right kind of women....
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..surely that's a wee boy's chair...
Nah, it's just cold.
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Old Feb 16th 2009, 10:21 am
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Could be you don't know the right kind of women....
I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.
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I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.
Which one did she dye - upstairs or downstairs...though sounds like the latter
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Which one did she dye - upstairs or downstairs...though sounds like the latter
none mate, she was pure scots and all natural.
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Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

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Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

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Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

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