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MacScot Feb 16th 2009 9:04 am

Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
The old proverbial "What's under a Scotsman's kilt ??" may no longer be a mystery. A kilt-hire company insists underwear must be worn by men for reasons of hygiene. Though no mention of of women ? :confused:

I always thought they dry-cleaned kilts or suits between hirers.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...nts.4982040.jp

..before anyone asks, there's nothing worn under my kilt...everything is in fine working order ! :p

Roadking Feb 16th 2009 9:06 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
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And here is a stool for those that own their own kilt...

:rofl:

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 9:12 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289655)
The old proverbial "What's under a Scotsman's kilt ??" may no longer be a mystery. A kilt-hire company insists underwear must be worn by men for reasons of hygiene. Though no mention of of women ? :confused:

I always thought they dry-cleaned kilts or suits between hirers.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...nts.4982040.jp

..before anyone asks, there's nothing worn under my kilt...everything is in fine working order ! :p

do women go commando when they wear kilts as well then?

MacScot Feb 16th 2009 9:24 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7289672)
do women go commando when they wear kilts as well then?

I've never known a woman to go commando..knickers were always in order !:)

or

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas !
Nicolas who ?
Nicholas Scotswomen shouldn't wear kilts !

MacScot Feb 16th 2009 9:25 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7289660)
And here is a stool for those that own their own kilt...

:rofl:

..surely that's a wee boy's chair...:rofl:

Roadking Feb 16th 2009 10:14 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289701)
I've never known a woman to go commando..knickers were always in order !:)

or

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas !
Nicolas who ?
Nicholas Scotswomen shouldn't wear kilts !

Could be you don't know the right kind of women....

Roadking Feb 16th 2009 10:15 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289705)
..surely that's a wee boy's chair...:rofl:

Nah, it's just cold.

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 10:21 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7289848)
Could be you don't know the right kind of women....

I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.

MacScot Feb 16th 2009 10:39 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7289857)
I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.

Which one did she dye - upstairs or downstairs...though sounds like the latter :)

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 10:55 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289885)
Which one did she dye - upstairs or downstairs...though sounds like the latter :)

none mate, she was pure scots and all natural.

Blue Cat Feb 16th 2009 11:00 am

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7289857)
I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.

:eek:

B Bear Feb 16th 2009 1:23 pm

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7289934)
:eek:

rust

Nic1 Feb 16th 2009 2:46 pm

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 2:55 pm

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Nic1 (Post 7290535)
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N

from Commander FOR SURE.

Sandboy Feb 16th 2009 3:27 pm

Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 

Originally Posted by Nic1 (Post 7290535)
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N

Jocks are too tight to even part with crabs, nowt to worry about


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