Room 101 - Sport
Mar 18th 2012, 4:52 am
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Parents even, got the shakes after the rugby last night
Mar 18th 2012, 4:53 am
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Jonathan Davies - Commentator.
The man should be hung from London Bridge and be pelted with Leeks / Daffodils / Sheep until dead.
****ing half-wit.
The man should be hung from London Bridge and be pelted with Leeks / Daffodils / Sheep until dead.
****ing half-wit.
Mar 18th 2012, 5:06 am
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parents at childrens sporting events, especially in Dubai
I hate going to the kids JFL here. When I was a lad on Saturday mornings in Gateshead we played in front of one man and his dog in howling winds, pissing rain, sleet the lot. We had a great time and there were some great players.
Here you cannot move for Jumeirah Janes with their fold out sofas, high heels, designer shite from head to toe screaming like banshees at the ref because Jordan or Tyler has been tackled and is rolling around on the floor as if he's been hit like a tank etc etc. The kids themselves with their stupid haircuts, stupid boots and stupid goal celebrations - your all shit boys, I have seen one decent footballer among 100s in my years here ( Arsenal and n**castle invited him over to UK ) and lay off the KFC because none of you are fit either. Some of the coaches are twats too, whatever happened to the ref is always right ?
I hate going to the kids JFL here. When I was a lad on Saturday mornings in Gateshead we played in front of one man and his dog in howling winds, pissing rain, sleet the lot. We had a great time and there were some great players.
Here you cannot move for Jumeirah Janes with their fold out sofas, high heels, designer shite from head to toe screaming like banshees at the ref because Jordan or Tyler has been tackled and is rolling around on the floor as if he's been hit like a tank etc etc. The kids themselves with their stupid haircuts, stupid boots and stupid goal celebrations - your all shit boys, I have seen one decent footballer among 100s in my years here ( Arsenal and n**castle invited him over to UK ) and lay off the KFC because none of you are fit either. Some of the coaches are twats too, whatever happened to the ref is always right ?
I've got to say there was one or two good young players on the pitch but lads didn't really know how to compete as a team , too much showboating and not enough bottle .
One boy got a dig off the opposite center half and was on the deck crying and his team mates stood around drinking fu**ing Gatorade , they should have been amongst them . Most of the sides would get bullied off the park off a decent side in the U.K .
Expat kids are not streetwise enough on the park .
Mar 18th 2012, 12:46 pm
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Reffed a kids rugby game on Saturday U16s and the lads were great, they even said the wished the parents and coaches would shut up moaning. We actually had a laugh about it and ignored them.
One kid caught another quite high, wasn't deliberate or nasty. Called him over said don't do it again and lets pretend i have given you a bollocking just in case his mum is watching.
Partents at kids sport goes in for sure.
One kid caught another quite high, wasn't deliberate or nasty. Called him over said don't do it again and lets pretend i have given you a bollocking just in case his mum is watching.
Partents at kids sport goes in for sure.
Mar 18th 2012, 12:59 pm
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John Terry - because he's a ****.
Mar 18th 2012, 1:18 pm
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David Pleat. Or David Bleat as he's known here.
Mar 18th 2012, 1:23 pm
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Mar 18th 2012, 5:28 pm
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What I remember about playing footbal in Abu Dhabi is that no one ever passes, everyone bar the keeper thinks he is the striker, who singlehandedly will navigate through the opposition and score.
Mar 25th 2012, 9:10 am
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RIP Jockey Wilson. A true sporting legend.
Mar 25th 2012, 12:55 pm
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The dullest commentator ever. He just whines his way through games.
Mar 25th 2012, 1:19 pm
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Rugby league > Soccer ha!
Glad Sydney FC are in the finals
Glad Sydney FC are in the finals