Sounds good was it a proper pork sausage?

I had some fab lamb sausages last week. There's something comforting about sausages don't you think? Mmmm except chicken sausages

proper pork sausages

That's commendable but not enough to offset the fact you have just paid good money to buy a lifesize poster of Harry Styles (of boyband One Direction for the gimmers on the board).

The shame of it!

that was supposed to be a secret!! what to do eh! the child wanted one, there is a lot of rivalry over One Direction merchandise

The child wanted it? Yeah, right.

I am gonna take a pic and put it on FB

When you stop kissing it...

bollocks he aint my type, no gay enough! think about it

This guy (I use the word "guy" in it's loosest possible sense) is more your type then BC?

Blimey. Just read that. What terrible advice. Advising people to report their company to the MOL would be career suicide. Bit like suggesting you stride across a pedestrian crossing without looking as the green man is showing. You may be in the right but that would be cold comfort when you are hit by a Land Cruiser doing 160kph.

good God no, he is a right horror

Well the big bairn is moving out, he has a mate who he is going to share with, been a great three months though

i thought exactly the same when I read it

Been a bit quiet in here, anyone fancy a pint?

I'll have a large vodka and Crabbies ginger over ice with a squeeze of fresh lime please.