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Dude,
I didn't deny myself the joys of junk food, cheese, pastries, sugar, thick juicy steaks, curries etc, subsist on spinach and raw carrots, and get up every day at no later than 6 AM to train, so that people could make fun of my physique.
Now I'm miffed.
I didn't deny myself the joys of junk food, cheese, pastries, sugar, thick juicy steaks, curries etc, subsist on spinach and raw carrots, and get up every day at no later than 6 AM to train, so that people could make fun of my physique.
Now I'm miffed.
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Come on man. You've gone soft in the UK. Are you seriously telling me that we have spent the last 3 years exchanging piss takes and I've finally found a weakness in the stiff upper lip?
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Book. With names in of women you know. With ticks against some of those names. And the ticks mean "she got my joke"? I smell a smouldering plan that ends with your wife discovering said book and you saying "But you know how witty some people find me and how daft others do, so the ticks only mean that they get my jokes, darling. Look, there's an entry on BE some time back in July last year where its clear that's the case. I'll look it up for you..."
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Book. With names in of women you know. With ticks against some of those names. And the ticks mean "she got my joke"? I smell a smouldering plan that ends with your wife discovering said book and you saying "But you know how witty some people find me and how daft others do, so the ticks only mean that they get my jokes, darling. Look, there's an entry on BE some time back in July last year where its clear that's the case. I'll look it up for you..."
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
... and there was me hoping for an invite to test it. I have a bad back you know.
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Lol..Let me ask Mrs Millhouse if she is ok with that and I will get back to you
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