Quotation of the day?
Jun 28th 2011, 1:05 pm
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Re: Quotation of the day?
Do you actually drink the tea?!
Jun 28th 2011, 1:09 pm
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Re: Quotation of the day?
With all due respect to the rest of you, today's has got to be:
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Well, at least for those of us in the UAE.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Well, at least for those of us in the UAE.
Jun 28th 2011, 2:38 pm
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Re: Quotation of the day?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin 1775
Benjamin Franklin 1775
Jun 28th 2011, 2:45 pm
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Jun 28th 2011, 4:24 pm
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Re: Quotation of the day?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers.
- Frank King, Winter Olympic Games organizing committee chairman.
Lana Turner
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers.
- Frank King, Winter Olympic Games organizing committee chairman.
Jun 28th 2011, 4:25 pm
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Re: Quotation of the day?
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
Jun 28th 2011, 4:56 pm
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Re: Quotation of the day?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers.
- Frank King, Winter Olympic Games organizing committee chairman.
Lana Turner
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers.
- Frank King, Winter Olympic Games organizing committee chairman.
Jun 29th 2011, 7:35 am
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Re: Quotation of the day?
'One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access.'
Peter Nelson
Peter Nelson
Jul 1st 2011, 8:02 am
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Re: Quotation of the day?
“The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon”
J. Russell Lynes quotes (American Writer, b.1910)
“True individualists tend to be quite unobservant; it is the snob, the would-be-sophisticate, the frightened conformist, who keeps a fascinated or worried eye on what is in the wind”
Louis Kronenberger quotes (American Writer, 1904-1980)
J. Russell Lynes quotes (American Writer, b.1910)
“True individualists tend to be quite unobservant; it is the snob, the would-be-sophisticate, the frightened conformist, who keeps a fascinated or worried eye on what is in the wind”
Louis Kronenberger quotes (American Writer, 1904-1980)
Jul 1st 2011, 8:03 am
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Re: Quotation of the day?
A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'
Joel Barnett
Joel Barnett
