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shiva Mar 22nd 2011 4:54 pm

Projects that never were
 
or more correctly the fantasy land projects that were good for a giggle, bankrupted the foolish and never were or could have been in the land of sand during the height of its own insanity.

so far we have chess city, palm deira, hydropolis, an economy based soley on real estate resale, snow dome, the arabian canal and the waterfront

http://www.menainfra.com/media/media.../chesscity.jpg

http://www.menainfra.com/media/media...ydropolis1.jpg

http://www.sizzledcore.com/wp-conten...3/snowdome.jpg

this is a good one it shows half the non existant dreams
http://www.dubaichronicle.com/wp-con...an-canal-1.jpg

the universe nakheels great sea grab
http://www.2daydubai.com/universe/ar...p_image001.jpg

there will be loads of these, i seem to remember at the height of it an almost daily announcement of some insane project in the papers.


i do wonder though just how many people paid for things that never were, could have been or ever will be.....suspect we will never ever know.

co durham boy Mar 22nd 2011 4:58 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
Trump Tower , The Waterfront , Dubailand , MGM , Tiger Woods Golf Estates , Arabian City , International City 2 , Niki Lauder , Boris Becker , The Purple Line , The Lagoons ................

Billion and Billions pissed up the wall....

Autonomy Mar 22nd 2011 5:08 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
The revolving tower.... "ready by 2010".....



"do you dare to dream" - this is hilarious... Dubailand video


shiva Mar 22nd 2011 5:20 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
good find on the dubailand video. never even heard of half of those in that project "that encompassesing everything in the human experience"

i'd forgotten just how insane the whole dubailand thing was.

co durham boy Mar 22nd 2011 5:29 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 9258334)
good find on the dubailand video. never even heard of half of those in that project "that encompassesing everything in the human experience"

i'd forgotten just how insane the whole dubailand thing was.

One of the most bizarre things i ever saw was back on 2006 when i went to a project meeting for Dubailand in their new offices off the Emirates Road.

In the Reception in a floor to ceiling cage was a Tiger...yes a ******* Tiger , just wandering around doing his thing.

No wonder Dubai went bankrupt so quickly....!

Autonomy Mar 22nd 2011 5:34 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
There were a few gems in the swill though - it's a pity these didn't happen:-

The 5th Bridge

http://lh4.ggpht.com/mazmohad/R7QBrc..._Crossing2.jpg

Dubai Opera House by Zaha Hadid

http://www.designboom.com/tools/WPro...blogs2/op1.jpg

shiva Mar 22nd 2011 5:35 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9258344)
One of the most bizarre things i ever saw was back on 2006 when i went to a project meeting for Dubailand in their new offices off the Emirates Road.

In the Reception in a floor to ceiling cage was a Tiger...yes a ******* Tiger , just wandering around doing his thing.

No wonder Dubai went bankrupt so quickly....!


i heard that poor thing was still there!

shiva Mar 22nd 2011 5:39 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 9258353)
There were a few gems in the swill though - it's a pity these didn't happen:-

The 5th Bridge

http://lh4.ggpht.com/mazmohad/R7QBrc..._Crossing2.jpg

Dubai Opera House by Zaha Hadid

agreed thought they'd be nice. all her designs look a bit samey though. talented but a bit samey if you know what i mean

Ethos83 Mar 22nd 2011 5:58 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
Jumeirah Gardens. The video was awesome.

A bunch of villas were torn down in Jumeira 1 for the new Gardens development, then the economy crashed and now we still have large plots of empty lands just off Al Wasl down in that part of town.

flares Mar 22nd 2011 6:02 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 9258360)
agreed thought they'd be nice. all her designs look a bit samey though. talented but a bit samey if you know what i mean

agree. and a bitch to build too. looked at a huge private villa out in the sticks/dunes for one of the Dubai sheikhs designed by ZH. Similar to the Opera House concept. Not a straight line in sight.

Sandboy Mar 22nd 2011 6:50 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 9258386)
Jumeirah Gardens. The video was awesome.

A bunch of villas were torn down in Jumeira 1 for the new Gardens development, then the economy crashed and now we still have large plots of empty lands just off Al Wasl down in that part of town.

I went to meet a typical Texan abut this in that tower at the end of SZR. Took me to the window and described their dream in a way that only a septic can - really got the hump when we declined to quote....

fezzer Mar 22nd 2011 7:05 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
"If you build it, they will come"

.......or

NorthernLad Mar 22nd 2011 7:37 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9258344)
One of the most bizarre things i ever saw was back on 2006 when i went to a project meeting for Dubailand in their new offices off the Emirates Road.

In the Reception in a floor to ceiling cage was a Tiger...yes a ******* Tiger , just wandering around doing his thing.

No wonder Dubai went bankrupt so quickly....!

I'm sure I read that is was rescued and moved to Dubai Zoo. I bet the poor tiger was over the moon at that.

NorthernLad Mar 22nd 2011 7:44 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
http://ehotelier.com/hospitality-new...A8222_0_11_0_M

"One of the hotels, AsiaAsia, will be the largest in the world with 6500 rooms"

"The first phase of the project, which will feature entertainment centres and theatres meant to attract top artists, will be completed in 2010"....maybe they were talking about 7he Sevens.

Hello.Kitty Mar 22nd 2011 8:14 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 9258386)
Jumeirah Gardens. The video was awesome.

A bunch of villas were torn down in Jumeira 1 for the new Gardens development, then the economy crashed and now we still have large plots of empty lands just off Al Wasl down in that part of town.

well what about the whole Satwa thing?! Tear it all down to make room for a mega skyscraper city... started demolitions and... oh. Oh dear.

Cypselos Mar 22nd 2011 8:31 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
How's the RAK spaceport coming along?

Or the gyms in JBR...

Millhouse Mar 22nd 2011 8:51 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Cypselos (Post 9258601)
How's the RAK spaceport coming along?

Or the gyms in JBR...

no idea, but have you seen the road through the springs? Jesus - I wouldn't want to live there.

shiva Mar 22nd 2011 9:05 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 9258623)
no idea, but have you seen the road through the springs? Jesus - I wouldn't want to live there.

we moved out the springs 3 years ago are they still not finished that cluster **** yet?

Hello.Kitty Mar 22nd 2011 9:09 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 9258623)
no idea, but have you seen the road through the springs? Jesus - I wouldn't want to live there.

it was so nice before they tore it all up - really leafy and shaded... really lovely.

Same story really with the road beside JBR that's been massacred to make way for the tram. There used to be trees in the central reservation and then slip roads with guest parking to access JBR car parks - and it worked! But no, they ripped it all up and we've had 2 years of road works with no work being done. Saying that, they do appear to be doing something very slowly on the SZR side. I think we'll be long gone before they start figuring out how to get it over the bridge!

Meow Mar 22nd 2011 9:21 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
Remember the building that was going to look like a bloke in dish dasha? That was shelved quickly. And the one that was to replace the Mina Seyahi conference centre designed to look like a big donut?

Boomhauer Mar 22nd 2011 9:36 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
Dubai Cloud City. A city raised on stilts to give the appearance of being in the clouds.

http://www.dezeen.com/2007/06/14/the...lier-hapsitus/

fezzer Mar 22nd 2011 9:37 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
Some more:

Al hakawati (the storyteller) in Zabeel Parkhttp://www.designboom.com/cms/images/new/dub03.jpg

The Deathstar
http://www.treehugger.com/deathstar.jpg

Dubailand wheel:
http://dubaiworld.files.wordpress.co...pg?w=304&h=350

Nakheel tower:
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...-Dubai-001.jpg

Dubai Lagoon:
http://internationalpropertyinvestme...bai-lagoon.jpg

Autonomy Mar 22nd 2011 9:44 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
We were really considering buying in The Lagoons when it was announced...

*dodged a bullet there*

*however got clipped by a Bulgarian offplan bullet instead - 4 years later we are still suing the developers there for our deposit on the apartment that never was*

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 22nd 2011 9:48 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
I always enjoyed look at the plans of anything SAMA Dubai had to do with.

Even more, I enjoyed looking at the profiles of the people that fell out of that shambles.

co durham boy Mar 22nd 2011 10:00 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 9258713)
We were really considering buying in The Lagoons when it was announced...

*dodged a bullet there*

*however got clipped by a Bulgarian offplan bullet instead - 4 years later we are still suing the developers there for our deposit on the apartment that never was*

We did a lot of work on the Lagoons a few years ago , there was a proposed 120 towers to go up on that project.........

They must have been dropping Acid at Sama....!

littlejimmy Mar 22nd 2011 10:07 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
I was working for Sama (via my consultancy) back in 06/07 on a project in Doha, and remember seeing the designs for the flame-like buildings in their offices. The scale of everything was astonishing. I remember driving along the Emirates road past hoardings covered in pictures of things like Barwa and Falcon City of Wonders. Crazy days!

Millhouse Mar 22nd 2011 10:08 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 9258772)
I was working for Sama (via my consultancy) back in 06/07 on a project in Doha, and remember seeing the designs for the flame-like buildings in their offices. The scale of everything was astonishing. I remember driving along the Emirates road past hoardings covered in pictures of things like Barwa and Falcon City of Wonders. Crazy days!

you will be pleased to see that Falcon City is there... in some form anyway.

Meow Mar 22nd 2011 10:14 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
Remember all the hoardings for Bawadi, on the road past ranches towards Bab al Shams?

A mystery why no one wanted 20 hotels up there... ;)

The Dean Mar 22nd 2011 10:17 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
It's a pity that the former Group Treasurer of a well-known Dubai government entity isn't a member of The Bored. He'd be able to give us some spine-chilling insights into all of this........... ;)

Hello.Kitty Mar 22nd 2011 10:57 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 9258702)
Dubai Cloud City. A city raised on stilts to give the appearance of being in the clouds.

http://www.dezeen.com/2007/06/14/the...lier-hapsitus/

rofl! I used to see stuff like that from first year architectural degree students - forget about the realms of physical possibility, what's the wackiest idea you can come up with?!

There's still some hoarding right out in the sticks... got a couple of model dinosaurs peeking out over the top. Strange, strange place.

co durham boy Mar 22nd 2011 10:58 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 9258791)
It's a pity that the former Group Treasurer of a well-known Dubai government entity isn't a member of The Bored. He'd be able to give us some spine-chilling insights into all of this........... ;)

Fraud , Robbery and embezzlement on a grand scale , everyone got conned or misled in some shape or form. No wonder the arse fell out of it.

Sandboy Mar 22nd 2011 11:01 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9258743)
We did a lot of work on the Lagoons a few years ago , there was a proposed 120 towers to go up on that project.........

They must have been dropping Acid at Sama....!

and I was days away from setting up right alongside you :blink:

co durham boy Mar 22nd 2011 11:07 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 9258894)
and I was days away from setting up right alongside you :blink:

That would have been both of us chasing more lost money....

shiva Mar 22nd 2011 11:16 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9258788)
Remember all the hoardings for Bawadi, on the road past ranches towards Bab al Shams?

A mystery why no one wanted 20 hotels up there... ;)


bawadi was a particularly insane one. lets have a full on las vegas strip with absolutely no reason to go there apart from the fact its like las vegas only shit

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 22nd 2011 11:16 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 9258933)
bawadi was a particularly insane one. lets have a full on las vegas strip with absolutely no reason to go there apart from the fact its like las vegas only shit

I thought was Dubai as a whole?

Millhouse Mar 22nd 2011 11:19 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 9258933)
bawadi was a particularly insane one. lets have a full on las vegas strip with absolutely no reason to go there apart from the fact its like las vegas only shit

... without the gambling.

co durham boy Mar 22nd 2011 11:28 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 9258943)
... without the gambling.

.....and the coke

Meow Mar 22nd 2011 11:34 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9258959)
.....and the coke

So annoying that many places only stock Pepsi...

Meow Mar 22nd 2011 11:35 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 
But there are probably as many hookers in Dubai...

Madam Medusa Mar 22nd 2011 11:36 pm

Re: Projects that never were
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9258975)
So annoying that many places only stock Pepsi...

why is that...it's driving me nuts, i don't know of anywhere now that sells diet coke, it's always pepsi!

coming back to projects shelved...wasn't there meant to be an ipod shaped one or a mobile phone building...?

MM, xx


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