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So tell me about your dirty randonnees...
In which or on which have you had sex in or on???
C'mon...Don't be so damn shy...
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Old Apr 3rd 2008, 8:07 pm
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So tell me about your dirty randonnees...
In which or on which have you had sex in or on???
C'mon...Don't be so damn shy...
Now I just discovered how I can shut everyone up...
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I've spanked the monkey on an Inter-City 125 between York and London King's Cross. Circa 1983.
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I've spanked the monkey on an Inter-City 125 between York and London King's Cross. Circa 1983.
Ape?Chimp?Or Gorilla???
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Ape?Chimp?Or Gorilla???
Orang-utan. Or it could have been a proboscis monkey. It was dark.
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Orang-utan. Or it could have been a proboscis monkey. It was dark.
You're so indiscriminate...
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OK, I'll start, all of the above! But you forgot lift!
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OK, I'll start, all of the above! But you forgot lift!
...and the changing rooms in Debenhams!
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Behind the decks at a club I was DJ'ing at, while working..........

Almost crashed a mix, her rythym was off a beat or 2..........
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Behind the decks at a club I was DJ'ing at, while working..........

Almost crashed a mix, her rythym was off a beat or 2..........
say it again...I missed that1
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Ah, and between the Blackcurrant bushes fruit picking at a PYO farm! Got busted there!
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Ah, and between the Blackcurrant bushes fruit picking at a PYO farm! Got busted there!
Ooh....did you prick your credentials?!
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Ooh....did you prick your credentials?!
Blackcurrants don't have thorns!
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Blackcurrants don't have thorns!
i thought you said blackberries...ouch!
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OK, I'll start, all of the above! But you forgot lift!
I'm more into horizontal sex, not vertical...
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