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Confucius

Apr 3rd 2008 7:51 pm

Planes,trains,automobiles...

So tell me about your dirty randonnees...
In which or on which have you had sex in or on???
C'mon...Don't be so damn shy...

Confucius

Apr 3rd 2008 8:07 pm

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6154873)

So tell me about your dirty randonnees...
In which or on which have you had sex in or on???
C'mon...Don't be so damn shy...

Now I just discovered how I can shut everyone up...

littlejimmy

Apr 3rd 2008 8:11 pm

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

I've spanked the monkey on an Inter-City 125 between York and London King's Cross. Circa 1983.

Confucius

Apr 3rd 2008 8:12 pm

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 6154988)

I've spanked the monkey on an Inter-City 125 between York and London King's Cross. Circa 1983.

Ape?Chimp?Or Gorilla???

littlejimmy

Apr 3rd 2008 8:13 pm

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6154991)

Ape?Chimp?Or Gorilla???

Orang-utan. Or it could have been a proboscis monkey. It was dark.

Confucius

Apr 3rd 2008 8:21 pm

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 6154996)

Orang-utan. Or it could have been a proboscis monkey. It was dark.

You're so indiscriminate...

Coxy the Bear

Apr 5th 2008 9:57 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

OK, I'll start, all of the above! But you forgot lift!

MissDemeanor

Apr 5th 2008 10:01 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6162428)

OK, I'll start, all of the above! But you forgot lift!

...and the changing rooms in Debenhams!:ohmy:

ScotsExpat

Apr 5th 2008 10:01 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

Behind the decks at a club I was DJ'ing at, while working..........

Almost crashed a mix, her rythym was off a beat or 2..........:rofl::rofl:

MissDemeanor

Apr 5th 2008 10:02 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6162445)

Behind the decks at a club I was DJ'ing at, while working..........

Almost crashed a mix, her rythym was off a beat or 2..........:rofl::rofl:

say it again...I missed that1

Coxy the Bear

Apr 5th 2008 10:08 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

Ah, and between the Blackcurrant bushes fruit picking at a PYO farm! Got busted there!

MissDemeanor

Apr 5th 2008 10:09 am

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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6162466)

Ah, and between the Blackcurrant bushes fruit picking at a PYO farm! Got busted there!

Ooh....did you prick your credentials?!:rofl:

Coxy the Bear

Apr 5th 2008 10:10 am

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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6162469)

Ooh....did you prick your credentials?!:rofl:

Blackcurrants don't have thorns!

MissDemeanor

Apr 5th 2008 10:11 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6162476)

Blackcurrants don't have thorns!

i thought you said blackberries...ouch!

Confucius

Apr 5th 2008 10:17 am

Re: Planes,trains,automobiles...

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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6162428)

OK, I'll start, all of the above! But you forgot lift!

I'm more into horizontal sex, not vertical...

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