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A penis statistic..........

Old Jan 30th 2009, 7:23 pm
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On average, the fully erect penis of an adult male human is half the distance from the inside fold of his elbow to the inside fold of his wrist.

If yours is bigger than that, you can indeed claim to be well-endowed.
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Default Re: A penis statistic..........

On average, the fully erect penis of an adult male human is half the distance from the inside fold of his elbow to the inside fold of his wrist.

If yours is bigger than that, you can indeed claim to be well-endowed.
And you say I talk shite.....
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And you say I talk shite.....
Don't believe me??

I suspect you've had a quick look at your own.... er.... potential, and have found yourself to be a little lacking............
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Don't believe me??

I suspect you've had a quick look at your own.... er.... potential, and have found yourself to be a little lacking............
Yeah, he's always going off half-cocked, TD.
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Because I've got short arms, does that make me well endowed?
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Old Jan 31st 2009, 2:13 pm
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Because I've got short arms, does that make me well endowed?
Yes.
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Old Jan 31st 2009, 2:19 pm
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Default Re: A penis statistic..........

Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
On average, the fully erect penis of an adult male human is half the distance from the inside fold of his elbow to the inside fold of his wrist.

If yours is bigger than that, you can indeed claim to be well-endowed.
...that's a dubious measurement...sure you have it right ? Otherwise every adult male would be well-endowed by that standard...
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WOW!

Going to be honest. Just had a rough measurment and its somewhat true.
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Originally Posted by MacScot View Post
...that's a dubious measurement...sure you have it right ? Otherwise every adult male would be well-endowed by that standard...
So you have a small one?

No need to be embarrassed - you are in good company...........

............ with 50 pct of the male population.............
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So you have a small one?

No need to be embarrassed - you are in good company...........

............ with 50 pct of the male population.............
.......... the measure is the average, you see.................
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Originally Posted by Tiger989 View Post
WOW!

Going to be honest. Just had a rough measurment and its somewhat true.
Any particular reason why you have an erection at this moment?
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Default Re: A penis statistic..........

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Any particular reason why you have an erection at this moment?
I was watching the number one hit song by lady gaga, and I got a boner not cause the video was sexy, but had a mental image of her giving me a BJ while she was singing just dance. The gagging would make a better #1



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Default Re: A penis statistic..........

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So you have a small one?

No need to be embarrassed - you are in good company...........

............ with 50 pct of the male population.............
Unfortunately, no !

The inner forearm 2xS.D. (standard deviation) interdistance is between 20 cm and 25 cm in most British men (covers 68% of population around the average). That is between 7.8-inch (20 cm) and 9.8-inch (25 cm)...so by using your logic and halving this forearm interdistance, this gives the range between 3.9-inch and 4.9-inch with a rough average of 4.5-inch and, since on average a British man's erect penis is 5.5-inch, then on average most British would be bigger and indeed claim to be well-endowed under your measuring standard !

Or, am I missing something bigger here ?
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Default Re: A penis statistic..........

Originally Posted by Tiger989 View Post
I was watching the number one hit song by lady gaga, and I got a boner not cause the video was sexy, but had a mental image of her giving me a BJ while she was singing just dance. The gagging would make a better #1



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Um.. that was a great descriptive soliloquy of your erection there mate.

Remember everyone.. its ok to share... apparently.
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Originally Posted by nottmbantam View Post
Because I've got short arms, does that make me well endowed?
The thalidomide blessing?

Anyway if you want to get girls perhaps you should be worrying about the size of your wallet or starting a shoeshop .
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