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The Dean Jan 30th 2009 7:23 pm

A penis statistic..........
 
On average, the fully erect penis of an adult male human is half the distance from the inside fold of his elbow to the inside fold of his wrist.

If yours is bigger than that, you can indeed claim to be well-endowed.

Bison Jan 30th 2009 10:30 pm

Re: A penis statistic..........
 

On average, the fully erect penis of an adult male human is half the distance from the inside fold of his elbow to the inside fold of his wrist.

If yours is bigger than that, you can indeed claim to be well-endowed.
And you say I talk shite.....:lol:

The Dean Jan 31st 2009 3:45 am

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Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7231536)
And you say I talk shite.....:lol:

Don't believe me??

I suspect you've had a quick look at your own.... er.... potential, and have found yourself to be a little lacking............

Rapido Jan 31st 2009 3:54 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7232232)
Don't believe me??

I suspect you've had a quick look at your own.... er.... potential, and have found yourself to be a little lacking............

Yeah, he's always going off half-cocked, TD.

nottmbantam Jan 31st 2009 2:08 pm

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Because I've got short arms, does that make me well endowed? ;)

The Dean Jan 31st 2009 2:13 pm

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Originally Posted by nottmbantam (Post 7233293)
Because I've got short arms, does that make me well endowed? ;)

Yes.

MacScot Jan 31st 2009 2:19 pm

Re: A penis statistic..........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7230814)
On average, the fully erect penis of an adult male human is half the distance from the inside fold of his elbow to the inside fold of his wrist.

If yours is bigger than that, you can indeed claim to be well-endowed.

...that's a dubious measurement...sure you have it right ? Otherwise every adult male would be well-endowed by that standard...:confused:

Tiger989 Jan 31st 2009 2:46 pm

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WOW!

Going to be honest. Just had a rough measurment and its somewhat true.

The Dean Jan 31st 2009 3:12 pm

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7233320)
...that's a dubious measurement...sure you have it right ? Otherwise every adult male would be well-endowed by that standard...:confused:

So you have a small one?

No need to be embarrassed - you are in good company...........

............ with 50 pct of the male population.............

The Dean Jan 31st 2009 3:15 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7233430)
So you have a small one?

No need to be embarrassed - you are in good company...........

............ with 50 pct of the male population.............

.......... the measure is the average, you see.................

The Dean Jan 31st 2009 3:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Tiger989 (Post 7233379)
WOW!

Going to be honest. Just had a rough measurment and its somewhat true.

Any particular reason why you have an erection at this moment?

Tiger989 Jan 31st 2009 3:23 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7233441)
Any particular reason why you have an erection at this moment?

I was watching the number one hit song by lady gaga, and I got a boner not cause the video was sexy, but had a mental image of her giving me a BJ while she was singing just dance. The gagging would make a better #1

:rofl:

Too much entourage and californication

MacScot Jan 31st 2009 4:19 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7233430)
So you have a small one?

No need to be embarrassed - you are in good company...........

............ with 50 pct of the male population.............

Unfortunately, no ! :)

The inner forearm 2xS.D. (standard deviation) interdistance is between 20 cm and 25 cm in most British men (covers 68% of population around the average). That is between 7.8-inch (20 cm) and 9.8-inch (25 cm)...so by using your logic and halving this forearm interdistance, this gives the range between 3.9-inch and 4.9-inch with a rough average of 4.5-inch and, since on average a British man's erect penis is 5.5-inch, then on average most British would be bigger and indeed claim to be well-endowed under your measuring standard !

Or, am I missing something bigger here ?:confused:

AnotherWorld Jan 31st 2009 8:02 pm

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Originally Posted by Tiger989 (Post 7233459)
I was watching the number one hit song by lady gaga, and I got a boner not cause the video was sexy, but had a mental image of her giving me a BJ while she was singing just dance. The gagging would make a better #1

:rofl:

Too much entourage and californication

Um.. that was a great descriptive soliloquy of your erection there mate.

Remember everyone.. its ok to share... apparently.

Charismatic Jan 31st 2009 11:10 pm

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Originally Posted by nottmbantam (Post 7233293)
Because I've got short arms, does that make me well endowed? ;)

The thalidomide blessing? :rofl:

Anyway if you want to get girls perhaps you should be worrying about the size of your wallet or starting a shoeshop :D.


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