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Old Mar 8th 2009, 11:21 am
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So Paddy & Murphy were out at sea on a scuba diving trip when Murphy turns to Paddy and says: "Paddy, why do these guys dive off the boat backwards"? Paddy turned to Murphy and replied "Murphy, ye bloody eediot, if they dived forwards, they'd still be on da boat, so they would"

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So Paddy & Murphy were out at sea on a scuba diving trip when Murphy turns to Paddy and says: "Paddy, why do these guys dive off the boat backwards"? Paddy turned to Murphy and replied "Murphy, ye bloody eediot, if they dived forwards, they'd still be on da boat, so they would"

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When I heard the same joke, it was about two Leeds Utd fans...honest to God! Given today's awful news from County Antrim I personally don't think any Irish jokes are called for.
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When I heard the same joke, it was about two Leeds Utd fans...honest to God! Given today's awful news from County Antrim I personally don't think any Irish jokes are called for.
what news?
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what news?
Gunmen opened fire on British soldiers being delivered pizza outside a barracks. Six people shot (including the pizza guy) and two killed...bastards.
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When I heard the same joke, it was about two Leeds Utd fans...honest to God! Given today's awful news from County Antrim I personally don't think any Irish jokes are called for.
Get over it will ya, I ain't even seen the news.... my joke is nothing to do with the news anyway.
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Get over it will ya, I ain't even seen the news.... my joke is nothing to do with the news anyway.
true lionheart, they aren't linked in the slightest.
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Get over it will ya, I ain't even seen the news.... my joke is nothing to do with the news anyway.
Yes I appreciate that but your joke is offensive to the Irish. As for you Spugsy, shame on you.
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Yes I appreciate that but your joke is offensive to the Irish. As for you Spugsy, shame on you.
and anyway, they were killed in northern ireland, paddy and murphy are southern irish, 2 seperate countries.
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Yes I appreciate that but your joke is offensive to the Irish. As for you Spugsy, shame on you.
It's a joke, get over it already!

If an Irish person takes offense to that then they have there own issues and no sense of humour at all.

Everyone has jokes about them, it's a bit of fun, if you take it seriously and it offends you then that's your problem, I can take a joke about me, I'm not an over sensitive wuss...

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Yes I appreciate that but your joke is offensive to the Irish. As for you Spugsy, shame on you.
there would be no jokes fullstop if we stopped using nationalities though would there?
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I can take a joke about me, I'm not an over sensitive wuss...
..even when you're raped by a moose ?

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lmfao def karma worthy that one
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and anyway, they were killed in northern ireland, paddy and murphy are southern irish, 2 seperate countries.
One country with the northern part occupied by the British Government actually...

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