Paddy & Murphy
 

So Paddy & Murphy were out at sea on a scuba diving trip when Murphy turns to Paddy and says: "Paddy, why do these guys dive off the boat backwards"? Paddy turned to Murphy and replied "Murphy, ye bloody eediot, if they dived forwards, they'd still be on da boat, so they would"

Bison

Re: Paddy & Murphy
 

When I heard the same joke, it was about two Leeds Utd fans...honest to God! Given today's awful news from County Antrim I personally don't think any Irish jokes are called for.

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what news?

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Gunmen opened fire on British soldiers being delivered pizza outside a barracks. Six people shot (including the pizza guy) and two killed...bastards.

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Get over it will ya, I ain't even seen the news.... my joke is nothing to do with the news anyway.

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true lionheart, they aren't linked in the slightest.

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Yes I appreciate that but your joke is offensive to the Irish. As for you Spugsy, shame on you.

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and anyway, they were killed in northern ireland, paddy and murphy are southern irish, 2 seperate countries.

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It's a joke, get over it already!

If an Irish person takes offense to that then they have there own issues and no sense of humour at all.

Everyone has jokes about them, it's a bit of fun, if you take it seriously and it offends you then that's your problem, I can take a joke about me, I'm not an over sensitive wuss...

Pah!

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there would be no jokes fullstop if we stopped using nationalities though would there?

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..even when you're raped by a moose ? :rofl:

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2008/moose-bison.jpg

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lmfao def karma worthy that one

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Is that the Bison with the blue balls ?

N

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singing 'Rawhide'

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One country with the northern part occupied by the British Government actually...

N.