Originally Posted by MissDemeanor

Is it even possible to get a place in a school?

Not for me (although I could probably do with it)..for my son.
Cant find anywhere without mile long waiting lists,and thats if I can even get on a list!

I am starting to see Dubai from a whole new perspective,and im not sure I like it!
It was much easier when all I needed to find was a decent bra shop.

Originally Posted by Spugsy

Either way you're dealing with a load of tits

Originally Posted by Tockalosh

MD if you can get hold of that cloth cap wearing husband of yours, can you ask him to PM his AD phone number as I want a catch up before we leave, mainly to see how his whippets are coping in the heat unless he has flogged them to the Flipperinos for snacks.

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor

Will do.Im sure he will drag himself away from his ukulele for 5 minutes.Its the only thing that keeps him from pining for his pigeons.

Originally Posted by Tockalosh

Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal

If you and my missus ever think of forming a comedy duo, word of advice.........don't bother!

You are about as funny as The Krankies!

Originally Posted by lullabelle

Karlos... You do, ahem, "know" about the Krankies? Yes?

No? Google "Krankies" and "aren't I a terrible flirt."

Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal

LOL - I knew The Krankies but i didnt know they were 'On The Scene' as for being a flirt.....................Carry on, I love a flirt! although I will probably get a bollocking when Miss Demeanor reads this!