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Little Boy

Sep 2nd 2012 10:20 am

My wife is out of town

Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why

scrubbedexpat141

Sep 2nd 2012 10:27 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Boy (Post 10259733)

Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why

It's because you know, in the back of your mind, that you can bunjee wank around your living room without fear.

Boomhauer

Sep 2nd 2012 11:51 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Please tell me you don't have any pet hamsters :eek:

Sandboy

Sep 2nd 2012 11:58 am

Re: My wife is out of town

bishops licence ?

The Dean

Sep 2nd 2012 7:05 pm

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Boy (Post 10259733)

Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why

Your wife's here - do you want to talk to her?

Little Boy

Sep 3rd 2012 9:43 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10259737)

It's because you know, in the back of your mind, that you can bunjee wank around your living room without fear.

Yeah, but what i'm I gonna do the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of the day?

scrubbedexpat141

Sep 3rd 2012 9:48 am

Re: My wife is out of town

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Originally Posted by Little Boy (Post 10261178)

Yeah, but what i'm I gonna do the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of the day?

No wife = the following routine:

Eat, Beat, Sleep, Repeat.

Little Boy

Sep 3rd 2012 9:59 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10261187)

No wife = the following routine:

Eat, Beat, Sleep, Repeat.

:D Sounds like a recipe for self loathing :D

scrubbedexpat141

Sep 3rd 2012 10:00 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Boy (Post 10261215)

Sounds like a recipe for depression :D

Don't do it forever...

Little Boy

Sep 3rd 2012 10:03 am

Re: My wife is out of town

I don't want her coming home to scabs on my cawk

again

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scrubbedexpat141

Sep 3rd 2012 10:07 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Boy (Post 10261226)

I don't want her coming home to scabs on my cawk

Get rid of any hookers before she returns then...

the_red_sheep

Sep 3rd 2012 10:07 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10259737)

bunjee wank around your living room

What does that even mean? I'm hoping to god it doesn't involve metres of rubber cord and you singing Inxs songs.

britexpat76

Sep 3rd 2012 10:53 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10261233)

Get rid of any hookers before she returns then...

They are not hookers, merely 'Cleaners' looking after the place whilst the wife is away. I am sure the wife wouldn't want him living in filth.

Little Boy

Sep 4th 2012 10:20 am

Re: My wife is out of town

Day 7:

Kitchen is past the point of no return, no clean towels or clothes, food suppplies nearly exhausted, starting to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.

mentalist

Sep 4th 2012 12:01 pm

Re: My wife is out of town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Boy (Post 10262970)

Day 7:
Kitchen is past the point of no return, no clean towels or clothes, food suppplies nearly exhausted, starting to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.

If true, you are a disgrace to mankind.:thumbdown:

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